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What's the forecast for your next Hen Night? According to our reports, it's raining DICKS in the form of our festive Bachelorette Party Jumbo Mylar Pecker Confetti! A girls-night-out just wouldn't be...

All You Ladies Pop Yo' Pussy like THIS! Love to lick that sweet stuff? Our Rainbow Pussy Pop makes a sweeter party favor for your Lesbian Bridal Shower or Bachelorette Party. (Best served with Khia's...

Feeling Thirsty? We've seen your insta page, and Girl, you are looking PARCHED. Water is an essential component of your diet, and this Pride Rainbow Dicky Chug Sports Bottle is great reminder to...

Burn, Baby, Burn! Need to light up the party atmosphere? Bathe in the happy (dare we say GAY) glow of our Rainbow Pecker Party Candle. This well-hung candle makes a colorful centerpiece for Brunches,...

Down the hatch! Elegance is so overrated. Raise your glass to being crass with our Light Up Rainbow Pride Pecker Shot Glass! Adorned with vibrant rainbow stripes and a tiny flashing cock, this little...

The Perfect Mouthful. Small. Sweet. Completely unserious. If you’re a sucker for a perfectly round, pink-tipped tit, congratulations — you’ve found your candy soulmate. The...

Lick It Good. A sweet treat for people who really commit to the clit. Know someone who takes pride in their oral enthusiasm? Congratulations — you’ve found their candy equivalent. The...

Hand Jobs Just Got a Promotion. There are two kinds of men in the world: the ones who admit they jerk off, and the ones who lie about it. But here’s the truth—your hand’s been doing...

Go Deep. Because sometimes effort is overrated. Meet the Wet Dreams Tongue Star. Let’s be honest — this is not a high-tech marvel. It’s a cheap, weird little add-on designed to...

Your Breast Weapon. Lock. Load. Lactate. Introducing the X-Rated Booby Squirt Gun — because sometimes a party needs to be handled… forcefully. This perky set of weaponized mammaries...

¡Échale Ganas!Direct From Pound Town, Latino Edition Want to take your lover on a one-way trip to Pound Town? Meet the Skinsation Latin Lover Strap-On Dildo & Harness — long,...

Got a Sweet Tooth? Because enthusiasm shouldn’t come with dental consequences. Look — this is a deeply stupid product. You probably don’t need it. And yet… you’ve...