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The Most Fun You'll Ever Have With A Tiny Prick! Hosting a COCKtail party? Dim the lights, start the music, and most importantly, get out the Vanilla Party Pecker Straws. Perfect for bachelorette and...

GET THAT HUNG TONGUE!   Want to make em' cum quicker with your licker? Our glow-in-the-dark Vibrating Tongue Dinger Ring is designed to electrify your oral skills with no piercing or body...

Erect The Perfect Party Table! Does your Bachelorette Party decor seem a little limp? Wow your guests and jizz things up with this massive Bachelorette Party Pecker Centerpiece. Huge, pink and ready...

Tits a Wonderful Life. A sweet little tribute to everyone’s first fixation. Remember the first time you ever laid eyes on a truly impressive set of knockers? This Strawberry Booby Pop is here...

Baking Is FUN. Why overpay for a bakery when you can bake your own X-rated masterpiece? Our Bachelorette Disposable Penis Cake Pan 2-Pack lets you whip up delicious dick-shaped cakes—or go wild...

It’s the TITS. For the grown man who is perpetually fourteen. Let’s not overthink this. Boobs are great. Everyone agrees. Young or old, gay or straight, civilized or feral — boobs...

Go Eat a Box of Dicks! Sweet, chewy, and aggressively unnecessary. If there’s one universal truth, it’s this: people will eat gummies shaped like absolutely anything — including...