Gay A.F. Lesbian Dice

Do you listen to the girl in red?

Forget tame sex games. When they go high, we roll LOW with these Gay A.F. Lesbian Dice! Created for all kinds of fun couples, we’ve taken the tried-and-true dice format and made it even filthier than your browser history! OK, maybe not – but by the end of this game someone's gonna be renting a U-Haul!

Ready to ride The L? These dirty dice are made to play with the Girls, Gays, and Theys! There are no complicated instructions to follow: The Magenta Die gives you the dirty deed with actions like “Pinch Their Nipples”, “Use A Sex Toy”, or “Sit On Their Face.”

The Pink Die tells you how it’s done with instructions like “Against The Wall”, “With Their Eyes Closed”, or “While You Both Watch Porn.” While these sexual scenarios are nothing you haven’t experienced before, the random nature of the dice will keep things playful when you need some spicy inspo. Just keep rolling until you’re both satisfied A.F!

Gay A.F. Lesbian Dice Key Features:

• Features two 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your partner what to do, if you dare. 
• This game will have you laughing, kissing, sucking, f**cking, and who knows what else!
• These dice are small, portable, and won’t take up valuable space on your game shelf.
• For Adult (Vagitarians) only!

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