Gay A.F. Lesbian Dice

Do Lesbians Like Basic Sex Games Too?

Yes. Yes, they do. These Gay A.F. Lesbian Dice are about as innovative as a plaid flannel collection—but somehow, magically, still get the job done. Forget foreplay playlists, scented candles, or long U-Haul planning sessions—these dice exist to get straight to the messy, giggly fun.

The Magenta Die tells you what filthy thing to do (“Sit On Their Face,” “Break Out a Strap,” “Pinch a Nipple—politely”), and the Pink Die tells you where to do it (“Against the Wall,” “Eyes Closed,” “While Googling U-Haul rentals”). That’s it. No instructions, no drama, no revolutionary innovation. Just dice, and a whole lotta' fun.

Roll until you’re satisfied… or until someone realizes the flannel might need washing. Either way, it’s cheap, it’s easy, it’s lesbian chaos in a box.

Gay A.F. Lesbian Dice Key Features:

• Features two 28mm 12-sided dice that tell you and your partner what to do, if you dare. 
• This game will have you laughing, kissing, sucking, f**cking, and who knows what else!
• These dice are small, portable, and won’t take up valuable space on your game shelf.
• For Adult (Vagitarians) only!

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