LET'S GET DIRTY.

Who says picture books are just for kids? This smutty little series looks like what happens when a Little Golden Book grows up, gets a tramp stamp, and starts making questionable life choices.

In Martha's Field Needs Plowed, you'll delve deep into the ongoing agricultural tragedy of poor Martha and her neglected field. It's been dry. It's been barren. Farmer Darren is long gone, and now Martha's left wondering if anyone still has what it takes to get the job done. Will someone finally rise to the occasion?

This definitely isn't Heartland. 

The Dirty Details

28-page adult parody picture book
Publication date: July 10, 2024
Written by Kinsey Maezing
Made for adults only
Makes an excellent gag gift — especially for farmers

Who It's For

Your thrice-divorced Aunt who starts blasting Shania Twain after three margaritas.
Your buddy who drives a lifted Ford F-250 Diesel but somehow works in marketing.
People who hear the word plowed and immediately lose composure.
Farmers with suspiciously good senses of humor.

What To Expect

Groaning. Laughing. Somebody reading passages out loud in a fake country accent. Someone insisting, "No seriously, I know exactly who needs this."

About the Author
Kinsey Maezing writes cheeky adult parody books for grown-ups who like their humor dirty, dumb, and absolutely not appropriate for children. Equal parts picture book nostalgia and filthy gag gift chaos, Kinsey's books are made for adults who still laugh at the jokes they probably shouldn't.