Naughty Stocking Stuffers
Naughty Stocking Stuffers
Naughty Stocking Stuffers
Tiny gifts. Huge reactions.
Let’s be honest: most stocking stuffers are filler. These aren’t. This Holiday collection is packed with little luxuries, spicy surprises, and TSA-sized pleasures that fit in a Christmas stocking but deliver far more than their size suggests.
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Zodiac Virgo Mini Vibe
Our Erotic Journey
$45.99Virgo = Precision. Perfection. Probably Already Judging You. Meet the Zodiac Vibes Collection — twelve palm-sized personalities disguised as bullet vibes. Each one inspired by the cosmic quirks, passions, and love languages of the zodiac’s...$45.99 -
Zodiac Leo Mini Vibe
Our Erotic Journey
$45.99Leo = The Spotlight Isn’t Going to Worship Itself Meet the Zodiac Vibes Collection — twelve palm-sized personalities disguised as bullet vibes. Each one inspired by the cosmic quirks, passions, and love languages of the zodiac’s most...$45.99 -
Zodiac Cancer Mini Vibe
Our Erotic Journey
$45.99Cancer = Soft on the Outside, Kinky on the Inside Meet the Zodiac Vibes Collection — twelve palm-sized personalities disguised as bullet vibes. Each one inspired by the cosmic quirks, passions, and love languages of the zodiac’s most...$45.99 -
Zodiac Gemini Mini Vibe
Our Erotic Journey
$45.99Gemini = Twice the Trouble, Half the Accountability Meet the Zodiac Vibes Collection — twelve palm-sized personalities disguised as bullet vibes. Each one inspired by the cosmic quirks, passions, and love languages of the zodiac’s most...$45.99 -
Zodiac Taurus Mini Vibe
Our Erotic Journey
$45.99Taurus = Slow Burn, Strong Finish Meet the Zodiac Vibes Collection — twelve palm-sized personalities disguised as bullet vibes. Each one inspired by the cosmic quirks, passions, and love languages of the zodiac’s most unpredictable creatures...$45.99 -
Zodiac Aries Mini Vibe
Our Erotic Journey
$45.99Aries = All Gas, No Patience. Meet the Zodiac Vibes Collection — twelve palm-sized personalities disguised as bullet vibes. Each one inspired by the cosmic quirks, passions, and love languages of the zodiac’s most unpredictable creatures...$45.99 -
SKINS Vital Lubes & Fruity Tubes Travel Set
SKINS
$20.00Lube Up, Buttercup! Already used up your vacation days? We can't offer you an ocean view suite, but we can let your wanderlust go wild with SKINS Vital Lubes & Fruity Tubes Travel Set. Don't let your adventure dreams dry up - With these 3 lickable...$20.00 -
60SX AMP Travel Bullet
Nu Sensuelle
$89.99Your Perfect Everyday Carry! Meet the multitasker of your dreams — the Nu Sensuelle 60SX AMP Travel Bullet. She’s tiny, mighty, and ready to turn any moment (hotel room, shower, midlife crisis) into a full-blown vibe session. Think of her as...$89.99 -
Chasing Memories Bucket List Scratch-Off Game
Love To Love
$24.00Let’s Get Experiential (Without the Vision Board Energy). It’s date night. You’ve already scrolled through five streaming services and ordered the same takeout again. Time to shake it up with the Chasing Memories Bucket List Scratch-Off...$24.00 -
Suck a Bag of St. Nick's Dicks
Little Genie Games
$5.99MERRY DICKMAS! On Santa's shitlist? Save him a trip with these Suck a Bag of St. Nick's Dicks. Sure to get EVERYONE'S tinsel in a tangle, these delicious red and green penis candies are perfect for spreading that BGE (Big Grinch Energy.) Penis Candies...$5.99 -
Vella Women's Pre-Play Pleasure Serum
Vella Bioscience
$65.00Equal Opportunity Arousal For most of modern history, female pleasure has been treated like a rumor. The clitoris wasn’t even fully mapped until 1998 — by, you guessed it, a woman. But now the tables are turning, and science is finally...$65.00 -
Pjur Woman Lust Stimulating Gel
Pjur
$29.99 - $30.99Your Shortcut To Amazing Orgasms Thanks to almost 10,000 clitoral nerve endings, the average woman needs at least 20 minutes of proper foreplay to have that volcanic climax. Designed to activate those key pleasure receptors, Pjur Woman Lust Stimulating...$29.99 - $30.99
Confessions from the Bottom of the Stocking
You know what doesn’t belong in a stocking? A stress ball shaped like Santa, novelty socks, and whatever panic-buy you grabbed at Target on December 23rd. You know what does belong in a stocking? Tiny bottles of glide, pocket-sized pleasures, flavored treats, and things that make Christmas morning feel less “Norman Rockwell” and more “funny you should ask, Mom.”
Be festive. Be generous. Be slightly unhinged. That’s the spirit.
These naughty stocking stuffers are small enough to hide in a sock but bold enough to change the entire mood of the morning. Whether you’re gifting a partner, a friend, a fling, or your most reliable lover—yourself—these little devils deliver instant joy and zero disappointment.
If you’re shopping for something a little bigger (or a lot stronger), explore our Sexy Christmas Gifts collection for luxe holiday upgrades. And if you're playing Santa for two, our Sexy Gifts for Couples page has the kind of shared-pleasure toys that rewrite the definition of “festive.”
Discreet Packaging & Privacy
Your Secret’s Safe, Babe.
Every order from Tabu ships in a plain, unmarked box with zero adult wording, logos, or branding—because your mail carrier doesn’t need to know a thing about your holiday mischief. Billing is discreet, packaging is quiet, and delivery is fast. Your pleasure stays private, always.