Naughty Stocking Stuffers
Naughty Stocking Stuffers
Naughty Stocking Stuffers
Tiny gifts. Huge reactions.
Let’s be honest: most stocking stuffers are filler. These aren’t. This Holiday collection is packed with little luxuries, spicy surprises, and TSA-sized pleasures that fit in a Christmas stocking but deliver far more than their size suggests.
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Suck a Bag of St. Nick's Dicks
Little Genie Games
$5.99MERRY DICKMAS! On Santa's shitlist? Save him a trip with these Suck a Bag of St. Nick's Dicks. Sure to get EVERYONE'S tinsel in a tangle, these delicious red and green penis candies are perfect for spreading that BGE (Big Grinch Energy.) Penis Candies...$5.99 -
Vella Women's Pre-Play Pleasure Serum
Vella Bioscience
$20.00 - $65.00Equal Opportunity Arousal For most of modern history, female pleasure has been treated like a rumor. The clitoris wasn’t even fully mapped until 1998 — by, you guessed it, a woman. But now the tables are turning, and science is finally...$20.00 - $65.00 -
Pjur Woman Lust Stimulating Gel
Pjur
$29.99 - $30.99Your Shortcut To Amazing Orgasms Thanks to almost 10,000 clitoral nerve endings, the average woman needs at least 20 minutes of proper foreplay to have that volcanic climax. Designed to activate those key pleasure receptors, Pjur Woman Lust Stimulating...$29.99 - $30.99 -
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Sexy A.F. Adult Couple’s Dice
Wood Rocket
$9.99Dice, Dice, Baby Who needs imagination? Welcome to the Sexy A.F. Adult Couple’s Dice: a game so lazy even your browser history judges it. Seriously—two dice, a handful of dirty words, and somehow people pay for this. But hey, if it gets...$9.99 -
Magic Wand MICRO Cordless Rechargeable
Vibratex
$81.00Smaller Size, Same Magic This year’s most hotly-anticipated travel gadget has finally arrived, and it’s NOT noise-cancelling headphones. Vibratex’s Magic Wand MICRO Cordless Rechargeable is the sporty little remake we’ve all been...$81.00 -
Satisfyer Masturbator Eggs
Satisfyer
$7.95READY AT A MOMENT’S NOTICE Why do Satisfyer Masturbator Eggs feel so damn good? Because they just got LAID… (cue rimshot). Small, sporty, and made for one-time use, these pocket-sized strokers let you crack open a quickie anywhere, anytime...$7.95 -
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NaughtyVibes Greeting Card & Mini Bullet Gift Set
KushKards
Now: $18.00Was: $22.00SEND A CLIMAX (IN A CARD!) Does your stressed-out friend, lover, or situationship need a serious vibe check? Skip the bubble bath and candles — the NaughtyVibes Greeting Card & Mini Bullet Gift Set delivers relaxation the fun way. Equal parts...Now: $18.00Was: $22.00 -
Kama Sutra Holiday Mini Massage Candles
Kama Sutra
$8.00Let’s get lit. Looking for a sexy little stocking stuffer? Add a little sugar and a LOT more spice with these Kama Sutra Holiday Mini Massage Candles! Perfect for long winter nights, these warm, melty, coconut oil-based massage candles will fill...$8.00 -
Shegasm Sucky Kitty Clitoral Stimulator
XR Brands
$72.00Right MEOW! Air-pulse suction up top, hidden tongue below, zero litter box. Need an excuse to stay home and play with your "pussy"? The Shegasm Sucky Kitty Clitoral Stimulator is a palm-sized, feline-shaped overachiever that focuses all of its energy...$72.00 -
Drunk Santa Says Card Game
Kheper Games
$9.99MERRY DRUNK, I’M CHRISTMAS!Because Santa saw what you did this year. And he’s judging you. The foundation of any successful holiday party is simple: good cheer, terrible decisions, and alcohol. Lots of alcohol. Enter the Drunk Santa Says Card...$9.99 -
Blush Temptasia Fox Candle
Blush Toys
$15.00Cute Little Fox, Seriously Hot Intentions. The Blush Temptasia Fox Candle looks sweet on the nightstand, but it was absolutely not made for mood lighting alone. This mischievous little fox is a low-melting-point wax candle designed for beginners who want...$15.00 -
Lovense Exomoon Bluetooth Secret Lipstick Vibrator
Lovense
$99.00The Ultimate “Try Before You Die” Lipstick Vibe. Looks like makeup, behaves like a menace (in the best way). Sure, lipstick can boost your confidence—but does it make you moan? Enter the Lovense Exomoon: the sneakiest little clit rocket...$99.00
Confessions from the Bottom of the Stocking
You know what doesn’t belong in a stocking? A stress ball shaped like Santa, novelty socks, and whatever panic-buy you grabbed at Target on December 23rd. You know what does belong in a stocking? Tiny bottles of glide, pocket-sized pleasures, flavored treats, and things that make Christmas morning feel less “Norman Rockwell” and more “funny you should ask, Mom.”
Be festive. Be generous. Be slightly unhinged. That’s the spirit.
These naughty stocking stuffers are small enough to hide in a sock but bold enough to change the entire mood of the morning. Whether you’re gifting a partner, a friend, a fling, or your most reliable lover—yourself—these little devils deliver instant joy and zero disappointment.
If you’re shopping for something a little bigger (or a lot stronger), explore our Sexy Christmas Gifts collection for luxe holiday upgrades. And if you're playing Santa for two, our Sexy Gifts for Couples page has the kind of shared-pleasure toys that rewrite the definition of “festive.”
Discreet Packaging & Privacy
Your Secret’s Safe, Babe.
Every order from Tabu ships in a plain, unmarked box with zero adult wording, logos, or branding—because your mail carrier doesn’t need to know a thing about your holiday mischief. Billing is discreet, packaging is quiet, and delivery is fast. Your pleasure stays private, always.