On My Way To Your Mom's House Car Magnet

TELL YOUR MOM I’M ON MY WAY.

She knows why.

Nothing livens up the morning commute quite like informing the guy behind you that you’re headed over to fuck his mom.

The On My Way to Your Mom’s House Bumper Magnet delivers the message in giant sunset-soaked letters for every tailgater, horn-leaner and asshole who thinks your lane is his personal passing zone. Relax, Kyle. I’m not going to fight you. 

Your mom says you’re out of Cool Ranch Doritos, by the way.

Key Features

Size: 8" wide x 3" tall
Style: Removable bumper magnet
Backing: Strong magnetic backing for easy on/off use
Stick It On: Cars, trucks, lockers, filing cabinets, refrigerators, and other magnetic metal surfaces
Made In: Colorado, USA

Sleazy Greetings

Sleazy Greetings is where sentiment meets shameless. We make cards for people who love each other, roast each other, and send screenshots to the group chat. From unhinged inside jokes to brutally honest “are you okay?” energy, our cards prove one thing: life’s too short for boring stationery and polite little lies.

If you’re looking for wholesome… maybe don’t start here.