My Other Ride Is Your Dad Car Magnet

SEE YOU AT BREAKFAST, SPORT.

Tell your dad not to wait up.

You want to cut me off in traffic, Chad? I don’t have the energy for road rage, but I will fuck your dad.

The My Other Ride Is Your Dad Bumper Magnet is eight glorious inches of vehicular psychological warfare, wrapped in cheerful pink lettering and finished with a couple of sweet little hearts. Honk all you want.

I’ll tell your dad he should’ve hugged you more.

Key Features

Size: 8" wide x 3" tall
Style: Removable bumper magnet
Backing: Strong magnetic backing for easy on/off use
Stick It On: Cars, trucks, lockers, filing cabinets, refrigerators, and other magnetic metal surfaces
Made In: Colorado, USA

Sleazy Greetings

Sleazy Greetings is where sentiment meets shameless. We make cards for people who love each other, roast each other, and send screenshots to the group chat. From unhinged inside jokes to brutally honest “are you okay?” energy, our cards prove one thing: life’s too short for boring stationery and polite little lies.

If you’re looking for wholesome… maybe don’t start here.