Really Big Sex Dice!

Go Big or Go Ho-Ho-Home

Because nothing says “festive foreplay” like dice so big they could double as tree ornaments.

You’ve seen sex dice. We’ve all seen sex dice. But these? These are Really Big Sex Dice! As in: “Why are they this big?” big. As in: “Did Santa design these after three spiked eggnogs?” big.

Each jumbo 12-sided cube is stuffed with spicy dares, positions, and commands nobody asked for, but everyone will roll anyway because it's the holidays and chaos is traditional. Shake ’em, roll ’em, and let these gigantic chunks of plastic tell you what terribly filthy decisions you’re making tonight.

Perfect for couples, white-elephant exchanges, or anyone who wants their stocking stuffers to feel like a dare in physical form.

How To Play

Step 1: Roll the dice.
Step 2: Read your fate.
Step 3: Attempt to follow instructions without laughing, choking, or pulling a hamstring.
Step 4: Roll again when you inevitably ignore Step 3.

Pro tip: These dice are big enough to be heard from another room. Use that as you will.

Key Features

Two jumbo 35mm 12-sided dice

Over 69 erotic prompts and combinations

Designed for 2 or more players (braver the better)

Easy-to-read text for dim lighting and questionable choices

Perfect for couples, parties, gift exchanges, and stocking stuffers

Ball & Chain
Great Games Start with Ball & Chain:
Ball & Chain has stirred up adult games, bold party favors, and daring icebreakers since 1983 — all crafted to turn curiosity into connection. Whether it’s party-night chaos or bedroom heat, they’re here for the fun, the flirtation, and the trouble.