Wood Rocket

Nude Female Playing Cards

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  • Nude Female Playing Cards
  • Wood Rocket Nude Playing Cards
  • nudie playing cards for men
  • Porn Star Playing Cards
$12.99
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Description

All You Need Is A Good Hand!

Ready for a visually stimulating game of poke-her? Whether you're boning up on your card skills alone or with a group of friends, Wood Rocket's Nude Female Playing Cards are sure to elevate your T & A game! This 54-card deck is emblazoned with beautiful naked women in beautiful locations, what more could you ask for? 

Nude Female Playing Cards Key Features:

  • Want to add some spice to your home poker tournament? This sexy deck puts a modern spin on the classic "naked lady playing cards" of the 1980s. 
  • Choose the "Porn Star" pack to play with your favorite 90's XXX babes like Asa Akira, Missy Martinez, Tera Patrick & more.
  • Always a welcome addition to poker games, bachelor parties and birthday bashes. 
  • What you see is what you get - 54 gorgeous ladies in various states of undress!
  • Card deck comes in a standard 3.5" x 2 1.5" poker deck size.
  • Easy to shuffle, smooth card stock.

Wood Rocket: Where Sex And Humor Collide! Do you like your adult content EXTRA WEIRD? So does Wood Rocket! Known for creating the best parody porn around, Wood Rocket also produces dirty merch and gag gifts that are hilariously offensive as they are pop-culture savvy. Entertaining, silly and always memorable, Wood Rocket’s fun collection of Pins, Playing Cards, and Coloring Books are sure to put a smile on your face – or someone else’s. Let's get WEIRD!

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2 Reviews

  • 2

    DAMAGED

    Posted by JEB on May 12th 2022

    THERE WAS A LITERAL FOOTPRINT ON THE PACKAGE THESE CAME IN LIKE THE UPS MAN STOOD ON TOP OF IT AND HALF THE CARDS ARE BENT AND UNSABLE WOPULD LIKE A REFUND

  • 5

    Nice deck

    Posted by Mr. Know-it-All on Feb 11th 2022

    I wanted to get some nudie playing cards for my poker night. You know..Soft lighting? Pretty girls? Boobs? You would think this would be an easy item to find but apparently, the nude playing card industry isn't currently facing any "stiff" competition since they only come in "hardcore porn" and "70's bush"..not exactly conducive to a social gathering... And then...I found these. Pretty girls? check. Boobs? Check. Discreet amount of cooch? Check. These cards take me back to the heady nudie magazine days of my youth. Great quality, plus they were a hit with the guys. If I could give more than 5 stars I absolutely would!!!

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