Don’t Grow Up — It Sucks.

A coloring book for people who remember joy.

Remember when you were young and couldn’t wait to grow up? Turns out adulthood isn’t cocaine and hookers — it’s emails, ibuprofen, and wondering how your back got injured while sleeping.

The Adults Doing Adult Shit Coloring Book is here to help you process the slow, grinding disappointment of modern life the only healthy way we know how: coloring sarcastic drawings while dissociating on the couch.

Inside you’ll find 24 original illustrations capturing the true highlights of being an adult — therapy appointments, endless laundry, forced self-care, flossing guilt, and the quiet realization that no one knows what they’re doing. Least of all you.

Is it comforting? No. Is it accurate? Painfully. Will it make you feel seen while slowly losing the will to answer texts? Absolutely.

Key Features

A brutally honest adult coloring book about the soul-crushing realities of growing up
24 darkly funny illustrations covering therapy, chores, and emotional maintenance
Printed on thick 80# stock with a glossy cover
Works with crayons, colored pencils, or markers — whatever pairs best with wine
A perfect gift for new graduates, burned-out millennials, or anyone still pretending adulthood was a good idea

Wood Rocket

Wood Rocket began in parody porn and never lost the plot. Built on sharp satire, pop-culture spoofs, and adult humor that actually gets the joke, this brand has grown into a cult favorite for people who like their comedy dark, self-aware, and just unhinged enough. From adult coloring books to irreverent party games and gag gifts designed to offend the right people, Wood Rocket makes products for adults who laugh because the alternative is screaming.