FUCK OFF Fan

Catch This Breeze… and This Message

A fan for when subtlety has left the chat.

There are many ways to express your feelings. This one is fast, efficient, and delightfully disrespectful.

The Wood Rocket FUCK OFF Fan is your new go-to emotional support accessory for divorce court, HR “check-ins,” the DMV, and any social setting where you'd like to stay cool while telling everyone else to do the opposite. One flick of the wrist and bam — personal boundaries, but make it breezy.

Pair it with the Fuck Off Name Tag to create a full ensemble that boldly declares the modern mantra:
Live. Laugh. FUCK OFF.

Key Features

Glossy bamboo ribs

High-quality white satin fan material

Large, dramatic snap when opened (perfect for emphasis)

Dimensions: 13" height

Lightweight, collapsible, purse-friendly attitude delivery system

Wood Rocket
Where Sex And Humor Collide! Do you like your adult content EXTRA WEIRD? So does Wood Rocket! Known for creating the best parody porn around, Wood Rocket also produces dirty merch and gag gifts that are hilariously offensive as they are pop-culture savvy. Entertaining, silly and always memorable, Wood Rocket’s fun collection of Pins, Playing Cards, and Coloring Books are sure to put a smile on your face – or someone else’s. Let's get WEIRD!