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Because everything looks better in HD (Huge Dicks).

Most of us can agree: some things just photograph better in high definition. And if you’re the kind of person who appreciates the male form in all its… ambitious glory, this Huge Dicks Adult Coloring Book is the sausage party your craft drawer has been missing.

Inside are 24 shameless illustrations celebrating big, bold anatomy with the kind of confidence usually reserved for unsolicited texts at 1:00 AM. It’s equal parts ridiculous and weirdly therapeutic — just grab your colored pencils and color your way to hap-penis.

How To Use It

Pick your weapon of choice (crayons, colored pencils, or markers). Put on something dramatic. Start coloring. Laugh loudly. Consider gifting it to your most BDE-obsessed friend and ruining brunch forever.

Key Features

Adults-only coloring book devoted to gloriously oversized anatomy
24 illustrations printed on thick 80# stock with a glossy cover
Perfect “well-hung” gift for yourself or your size-queen bestie
A hilarious activity for bachelor and bachelorette parties
Works with crayons, colored pencils, or markers

Wood Rocket

Wood Rocket began in parody porn and never lost the plot. Built on sharp satire, pop-culture spoofs, and adult humor that actually gets the joke, this brand has grown into a cult favorite for people who like their sex jokes smart, self-aware, and a little unhinged. From iconic adult coloring books and irreverent party games to gag gifts designed to push buttons on purpose, Wood Rocket creates products for cool, online-enough adults who don’t need the joke explained and aren’t afraid to color outside the lines.