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Description
NSFW (But Neither Are You!)
Say what you’re thinking. Let the pen deal with the consequences.
If you’re lucky enough to have a job, there are so many things you’re dying to say to your boss and coworkers — and absolutely none of them belong in an email. Spare yourself a trip to HR and let these Outrageous Office Pens do the talking for you.
Perfect for retail, restaurant life, or any office drowning in fake smiles and useless corporate jargon, this set is made for anyone who’s officially over it. If you can’t say something nice… say it with a pen.
What’s in the Set
Set of 5 aggressively honest, deeply unprofessional pens
Each pen features a phrase that says what you legally cannot
Ideal for desks, break rooms, or passive-aggressive note-taking
The Quotes (Brace Yourself)
“These stupid fucks think I’m working.”
“Hands off my pen, bitch.”
“I wish I could fukin spell.”
“I wanna fucking go home.”
“Actually, just fuck off.”
Perfect For
Burnt-out employees
Retail and restaurant warriors
Office survival kits
Gag gifts that hit a little too close to home
Hott Products
Hott Products exists for one reason: to make parties louder, messier, and way less polite. If you’re trying to behave, keep scrolling.