Snarky Gift Bag 3-Packs

There’s something about ribbons and wrapping paper that screams “holiday cheer.” Just kidding. Wrapping gifts is a boring waste of time, tape, and paper — unlike these Snarky Gift Bag 3-Packs, which do all the talking for you.

Featuring brutally honest messages like “I Tried,” “Now is a good time to lower your expectations,” and “Literally the least I could do,” these reusable, eco-friendly bags are the superior way to package the good shit.

Key Features

Wood Rocket
Wood Rocket began in parody porn and never lost the plot. Built on sharp satire, pop-culture spoofs, and adult humor that actually gets the joke, this brand has grown into a cult favorite for people who like their sex jokes smart, self-aware, and a little unhinged. From iconic adult coloring books and irreverent party games to gag gifts designed to push buttons on purpose, Wood Rocket creates products for cool, online-enough adults who don’t need the joke explained and aren’t afraid to color outside the lines.