Sex Toys

Sex Toys

Because Life’s Too Short for Mediocre Orgasms.

Honestly, life without sex toys? Couldn’t be us. Vibes? Check. Dildos? Check. Plugs that make your toes curl? Oh, honey, double check. Everyone deserves a stash of buzz-worthy, bed-shaking, climax-making gadgets. At Tabutoys, we’re here for whatever freak flag you wanna fly—stocked with the best brands + toys that practically beg to be played with. Go on, treat yourself.

  • Master Series Queening Chair - Modern Sex Furniture for Face Sitting Master Series Queening Chair - Red and Black Leather

    Master Series Queening Chair

    Master Series

    $549.00
    THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE! A favorite of medieval royalty, open-bottom chairs have been employed for face-sitting for over a millennia. Now Modern Madams can enjoy that same level of service with the Master Series Queening Chair. Made to your strictest...
    $549.00
  • Le Wand Power Le Wand Powerful Plug-In Rose Gold

    Le Wand Powerful Plug-In Vibrating Massager

    Le Wand

    $118.99
    Power, Thy Name is LE WAND. Remember the classic heavy-duty wand vibes of yesteryear? Meet their sassier, sexier descendant: the Le Wand Powerful Plug-In Massager. This isn’t a cute little battery toy—this is full-throttle, rumbly,...
    $118.99
  • The Small and dicreet Femme Funn Ffix Mini Wand  vibe is perfect for travel Femme Funn Ffix Mini Wand - Clitoral Vibrators

    Femme Funn Ffix Mini Wand

    Femmefunn

    $35.00
    Your Orgasm Is Waiting! Tiny, stylish and wickedly powerful, our Femme Funn Ffix Mini Wand is an entry-level vibrator with executive-level functionality. More than just a pretty face, Ffix's 10 intense modes of pulsation, vibration and...
    $35.00
  • King Cock Clear 8" Cock with Balls Our Clear King Cock 8" Cock with Balls has a suction-cup base

    King Cock Clear 8" Cock with Balls

    Pipedream

    $46.00
    It's Here! It's Clear! Sure, sunsets are pretty, but have you ever seen this King Cock Clear 8" Cock with Balls? A must-have for big toy lovers, this statuesque pleasure piece combines a translucent dildo with a large, realistic cock design.The luminous...
    $46.00
  • Strawberry Tingly Nipple Gel Cherry EXSENS of Paris Nipple Cream - Cherry

    EXSENS of Paris Nipple Cream

    EXSENS of Paris

    $16.00
    Take a Nip Trip. Who says there's only one way to get off? The nipples are an incredible (yet often ignored) source of pleasure that can intensify foreplay and super-power your orgasms. Specially designed to perk up your favorite pair, our EXSENS of...
    $16.00
  • VeDO Peach Remote Rechargeable Egg Vibe Pink VeDO Peach Remote Rechargeable Egg Vibe

    VeDO Peach Remote Rechargeable Egg Vibe

    VeDO Toys

    $50.00
    Peach, PLEASE. Sometimes bigger is better but our VeDO Peach Remote Rechargeable Egg Vibe does MORE with less size. As the name suggests, this sex toy is about the same size and shape of a peach pit: Sleek, compact and unbelievably...
    $50.00
  • Oxballs Watersport Strap-On Gag - Black urinal-style mouth gag from oxballs

    Oxballs Watersport Strap-On Gag

    Oxballs

    $98.00
    URINE LUCK! Does your thirst trap need a little liquid encouragement? Our Oxballs Watersport Strap-On Gag will keep them unbothered, moisturized, in their lane, HYDRATED! Perfect for golden shower scenarios and all your fluid kinks, just strap it...
    $98.00
  • Blush Dr. Skin 18" Double Dildo - Mocha Brown Double Headed Dildo - 18 Inches

    Blush Dr. Skin 18" Double Dildo - Mocha

    Blush Toys

    $37.00
    Meet Doctor Double Duty! Remember being told to share your toys? Good advice, but why not go double or nothing? The Blush Dr. Skin 18" Double Dildo – Mocha gives both partners plenty of room to play, experiment, and scream in stereo. Partnering up?...
    $37.00
  • licking oral sex vibe Evolved Lickity Slit Oral Massager

    Evolved Lickity Slit Oral Massager

    Evolved Novelties

    $74.00
    Ladies, what do we want? ORAL SEX! When do we want it? NOW!!! Created for the most demanding cliterati, our Evolved Lickity Slit Oral Massager is a cunning linguist with 7 powerful speeds and functions. The recessed oval shape cups your sweet spot while...
    $74.00
  • The ULTIMATE suction BJ machine: The Vedo Hummer 2.0 Vedo Hummer 2.0

    VeDO Hummer Oral Masturbator for Men - 2.0

    VeDO Toys

    $369.99
    “Even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose ... watching the greatest sunset..” ― Chuck Palahniuk Since the quest for fire or the invention of the wheel, mankind has been on an epic search for the ultimate...
    $369.99