Sex Toys
Sex Toys
Sex Toys: Because Life’s Too Short for Mediocre Orgasms.
Honestly, life without sex toys? Couldn’t be us. Vibes? Check. Dildos? Check. Plugs that make your toes curl? Oh, honey, double check. Everyone deserves a stash of buzz-worthy, bed-shaking, climax-making sex gadgets. At Tabutoys, we’re here for whatever freak flag you wanna fly—stocked with the best brands + sex toys that practically beg to be played with. Go on, treat yourself.
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Lucas Frost Ultraskyn 7" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Doc Johnson
$72.99STAY FROSTED! Want to earn your Fan Card? Here's the ultimate collector's item for the Frost Fanatic: The Lucas Frost Ultraskyn 7" Vac-U-Lock Cock! Compared to porn's most massive members, Lucas's dick will never be classified as "huge" but his fans can...$72.99 -
Chad White Ultraskyn 8.5" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Doc Johnson
$79.99#TEAMCHAD Is Chad White the most aggressively normal guy in porn? Sure—if your “normal” neighbor just happens to have a body carved out of marble, a face made for rom-coms, and a dick thick enough to qualify as public infrastructure If...$79.99 -
Quinton James Ultraskyn 8" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Doc Johnson
$79.99Bit Large, Innit? Known for his British charm, beautiful blue eyes, and an 8 inch chopper, Quinton James is one of the UK's hottest exports. If you fancy a bit of the old "in and out" with this multitalented adult star, we've got the next best thing: The...$79.99 -
Ricky Johnson Ultraskyn 10" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Doc Johnson
$79.99Oh Ricky, You're So Fine. Want to play the L-O-N-G game? Take a deep breath before you get hung up on this Ricky Johnson Ultraskyn 10" Vac-U-Lock Cock. Molded directly from this pretty boy's prolific pole, you might just black out! But don't be...$79.99 -
Pretty Love Secret Clamshell Wearable Remote Vibe
Pretty Love
$46.00SHELL YES. Craving A New Adventure? Our Pretty Love Secret Clamshell Wearable Remote Vibe is an undercover lover designed to accompany you when you explore the night, travel, or your partner! Compact in size but big in power, this couples-friendly...$46.00 -
Nicola Sucking Rabbit
Pretty Love
$84.00REALLY SUCKING GOOD You can't please everyone, but Pretty Love's Nicola Sucking Rabbit comes awfully close. Do you prefer Internal or External stimulation? G-Spot Play or Oral Sex? If you circled "all of the above", this Dual-Motor Diva has you covered...$84.00 -
Anal Fantasy Collection Mega Insta Gaper
Pipedream
$35.00GAPES OF WRATH! Proper anal stretching takes time and patience, but for those of you Animals who have neither time nor patience, we offer the Anal Fantasy Collection Mega Insta Gaper. Like Hell's very own Bloomin' Onion, this expandable dilator's...$35.00 -
ElectraStim Intimidator Extreme XL Electro Butt Plug
ElectraStim
$240.00MADE YOU LOOK! Like them big, do you? Even the most experienced big toy fans will have to admit, this ElectraStim Intimidator Extreme XL Electro Butt Plug is one helluva shocker. Just forget everything you've tried before. Once you feel the...$240.00 -
Creature Cocks Dragon Hatch Silicone Egg
XR Brands
$99.00Straight Outta Smaug Like to play with dragons — minus the 3rd-degree burns? Here’s your chance to fulfill that interspecies fever dream: the Creature Cocks Dragon Hatch Silicone Egg. Designed strictly for the brave (and the stretchy), this...$99.00 -
Creature Cocks Centaur Squirting Dildo
XR Brands
$89.00TWO WORDS: HORSE CUM Neigh-sayers, step aside—because this Creature Cocks Centaur Squirting Dildo is hung and ready to plow your pasture. This horse penis features the equine length and width you crave, plus the kind of cum-gushing action that...$89.00 -
Creature Cocks Venom Dildo
XR Brands
$99.00100% Nightmare Fuel Searching for your sexy symbiote? Meet the Creature Cocks Venom Dildo — the only toy that might just bite back. With its inky black-and-white finish and radioactive charisma, this beast brings serious comic-con energy to your...$99.00 -
Creature Cocks Titan Tentacle 22" Octocock
XR Brands
$87.00The Terror from the Deep! Got a craving for calamari? Summon forth the Creature Cocks Titan Tentacle 22" Octocock — a Lovecraftian love stick straight from the briny abyss. Why wrestle a real squid when you can skip straight to the good part:...$87.00
Tabutoys is your playground for dildos, vibrators, bondage gear, sex furniture, and all the sex toys your wildest fantasies can handle. Whatever you’re into, we’ve got the products to take it up a notch. We don’t do discrimination—everyone deserves mind-blowing orgasms, whether you’re dipping your toes into erotic sex toys for the first time or you’ve already racked up fifty safe words this month.
We know everyone’s kinks are unique, and your sexual preferences deserve to be respected when shopping for adult toys. That’s why Tabutoys carries an insane variety of erotic sex toys—everything you’re looking for, plus the weird stuff and some extra freaky BDSM shit you didn’t even know you wanted. So go ahead, unleash your inner freak, explore our goods, and maybe even discover a new side of yourself. We definitely hope you do.
Sex toys: cheaper than therapy, way more fun.
Listen, everybody’s got their thing. Some people like vanilla, some like sprinkles, and some like being tied up and spanked while wearing a latex horse mask. No judgment here. That’s why Tabutoys carries a wild buffet of sex toys—seriously, enough options to make your browser history blush. We’re talking the basics, the bizarre, and the “oh my god, who thought of that?” kind of fun.
Get weird. Seriously—zero guilt required. Tabutoys exists to make your pleasure unapologetically fun, and if you’ve got questions, kinks, or just need someone to confirm whether that toy goes there (spoiler: probably yes), our friendly team is here for you. We actually love hearing from fellow freaks-in-arms.
And don’t sweat the packaging—your goodies show up in a box so boring, your nosy neighbor will think you ordered printer ink. Your secrets (and orgasms) are safe with us.