Sex Toys
Sex Toys
Sex Toys: Because Life’s Too Short for Mediocre Orgasms.
Honestly, life without sex toys? Couldn’t be us. Vibes? Check. Dildos? Check. Plugs that make your toes curl? Oh, honey, double check. Everyone deserves a stash of buzz-worthy, bed-shaking, climax-making sex gadgets. At Tabutoys, we’re here for whatever freak flag you wanna fly—stocked with the best brands + sex toys that practically beg to be played with. Go on, treat yourself.
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Dick Rambone 17" Cock
Doc Johnson
$76.00RIDE THE BIG RAMBONI First there was light, then there was John Holmes, and then there was Dick Rambone. This XXX Legend penetrated the 80's porn scene and disappeared just as quickly, leaving behind only his massive Dick Rambone 17" Cock. Forget...$76.00 -
Icicles Blue Swirl #5 Hand Blown Glass Dildo
Pipedream
$38.00Spiral Into Pure Bliss. Where beauty meets bold sensations: the Icicles Number 5 Hand-Blown Glass Dildo – Blue Swirl is a true work of art for your most intimate adventures. Semi-realistic shape, mesmerizing blue bands spiraling up a clear shaft,...$38.00 -
Real Feel No. 7 Waterproof Vibrator - 9 Inches
Pipedream
$64.00Looking for a Boner-Fide Wall Banger? Jet-black and power-packed, this Real Feel No. 7 Waterproof Vibrator - 9 Inches is LOADED. Made from lifelike FantaFlesh that quickly warms to body temperature just like real skin, this dong is big, thick, and...$64.00 -
Jeff Stryker Ultraskyn Dildo - 10"
Doc Johnson
$89.00Meet Porn’s First Action Figure. (Batteries Not Included.) They say you can have anything — or anybody — if you wait long enough. Well, we fired up the hot tub time machine, set the dial to 1987, and brought back the man, the myth,...$89.00 -
Venus Butterfly 2 Vibrator
California Exotics
MSRP: $29.00$28.00The OG Hands-Free Clit Toy (For a Reason) A cult-classic wearable vibrator. The Venus Butterfly 2 may be a novelty throwback — but it’s also a genuinely effective hands-free clitoral vibrator that’s been around long enough to earn its...MSRP: $29.00$28.00 -
Pocket Exotics Waterproof Bullet
California Exotics
$25.00Built for Spills, Splashes, and Late Nights.Waterproof. Dependable. Still Cute. The Pocket Exotics Waterproof Bullet is what happens when a basic bullet grows up a little. Same familiar shape, but with smoother control, stronger vibration, and a build...$25.00 -
First Time Mini Anal Pleasure Beads
California Exotics
$8.00Start Small. Figure It Out. An easy, low-pressure intro that actually makes sense. If you’re curious about anal play but not trying to dive in headfirst, the First Time Mini Anal Pleasure Beads are exactly where you start. Slim, flexible, and...$8.00 -
Doc Johnson Classic 10" Dildo
Doc Johnson
$22.00CHEAPER BY THE INCH More "WHOA", less dough. Looking for a little more length? Scratch that—a lot more length? Meet the Doc Johnson Classic 10" Dildo. One of the best bangs for your buck under $30, this classic cock features the signature Doc...$22.00 -
Icicles #38 Hand Blown Glass Dildo with Leather Flogger
Pipedream
$68.00DOES TWO THINGS VERY WELL Whip it or dip it. The Icicles #38 Hand-Blown Glass Dildo with Leather Flogger doesn’t make you choose. It delivers impact and indulgence in one unapologetically clever design—because sometimes you want control in...$68.00 -
XXL Massager - 10 Inch
California Exotics
MSRP: $14.00$12.99The Dodge Caravan of Vibrators Not sexy. Not subtle. Still gets you there every time. Looking for something bigger? Like… noticeably bigger? The XXL Massager – 10 Inch is exactly what it sounds like: long, loud, and built with absolutely no...MSRP: $14.00$12.99 -
John Holmes Ultraskyn Realistic Cock
Doc Johnson
$110.00Keep your pants flared and your holes prepared. Strap in, star child — we’re spinning back to the scandalous ’70s, when coke was a food group, polyester was king, and John Holmes was the eighth wonder of the world. Didn’t live...$110.00 -
Colt Anal Douche
California Exotics
$31.00Clean Up Like You Mean It Because “hoping for the best” isn’t a strategy. Let’s not pretend—prep matters. Things go a lot smoother when you’re not second-guessing what’s going on back there. The Colt Anal Douche...$31.00


