Sex Toys
Sex Toys
Because Life’s Too Short for Mediocre Orgasms.
Honestly, life without sex toys? Couldn’t be us. Vibes? Check. Dildos? Check. Plugs that make your toes curl? Oh, honey, double check. Everyone deserves a stash of buzz-worthy, bed-shaking, climax-making gadgets. At Tabutoys, we’re here for whatever freak flag you wanna fly—stocked with the best brands + toys that practically beg to be played with. Go on, treat yourself.
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BANG! Vibrating Silicone Anal Beads
XR Brands
$49.99Here's A Genuine Banger! Need a more stimulating backdoor fling? Our BANG! Vibrating Silicone Anal Beads are ridiculously easy to use—and once you try them, you’ll be asking, “Why didn’t I invite these over sooner?” Take...$49.99 -
Dark Grip Vibrating Nipple Clamps
Master Series
$64.00Pain? Pleasure? Why Not Both. Nipples don’t get nearly enough love. Enter the Master Series Dark Grip Vibrating Nipple Clamps—your new favorite button-controlled thunderbolts. With textured nubs that hold firm without being too cruel,...$64.00 -
Dr. Tush's After Play Nipple Gel
Dr. Tush's
$18.00Calm Your Tits! Newsflash: Your nipples are thrill-seekers - (you might even call them Pain Junkies.) But after the clamping/sucking/pinching session is over? Dr. Tush's After Play Nipple Gel - because even the kinkiest nips deserve a little TLC. Dab it...$18.00 -
DICKED Hollow Anal Plug Trainer Set
Master Series
$119.00Break through your barriers, one plug at a time. Ever been called “too closed off”? Time to open up… literally. This DICKED Hollow Anal Trainer Set is the boot camp your ass has been gaping for! These 3 clear graduated plugs let you...$119.00 -
Spitting Serpent Enema Snake
XR Brands
$87.00THIS MF SPITTIN! Fun fact: a lot of people have the oddly specific nightmare of discovering a snake in their toilet. Even weirder? Some people get excited at the idea, as evidenced by this Spitting Serpent Enema Snake from Creature Cocks. Designed to...$87.00 -
Master Cock SCREW Giant 12.5" Dildo
XR Brands
$60.00Grab the lube—and maybe a prayer. Think you’ve seen it all? Think again. Meet the Master Cock SCREW Giant 12.5" Dildo: A twisted tower of rubbery destruction that laughs in the face of “too big.” With over a foot of length and a...$60.00 -
King Cock 9" Chubby
Pipedream
$64.00OH LAWD HE COMIN' After decades of - ahem - "research", we have concluded that girth comes ahead of length. If you agree that TDE (Thick Dick Energy™) is the best, feast your eyes—and everything else—on your new Swole...$64.00 -
Black Baller Anal Beads
Master Series
$68.00Wanna be a Big Baller, Backdoor Scholar, Seventeen inch Beads, Make ya' Holler... If your life motto is “Go Big or Go Home,” Master Series' Black Baller Anal Beads are here to show mere mortals how it’s done. Five massive, slick-as-sin...$68.00 -
Pretty Love Ombre Licking Rabbit
Pretty Love
$29.00ALL THAT AND A LICKING, TOO. Think an under $30 vibe can’t do it all? Oh, Honey - you haven't met the Pretty Love Ombre Licking Rabbit. Pretty on the outside (and the inside), this body-safe silicone vibe is cheaper than brunch - and way more...$29.00 -
Thrust & Grind Pleasure Pad
NS Novelties
$82.00Your Personal Launchpad to "OH, YES." Real Talk: Gettin' off isn't always easy! But if you have a hard time self-pleasuring due to hand limitations, you'll find accessibility and fun come together beautifully in this Thrust & Grind Pleasure Pad...$82.00 -
Luxus Couple's Set
Kiiroo Teledildonics
$150.00For Couples Who Like to Push Each Other’s Buttons… Literally. So you’re ready to spice up partnered play. (Cue dramatic music: Now what?!) If you haven’t dipped your toes—or, ahem, anything else—into the world of...$150.00 -
SKINS Vital Lubes & Fruity Tubes Travel Set
SKINS
$20.00Lube Up, Buttercup! Already used up your vacation days? We can't offer you an ocean view suite, but we can let your wanderlust go wild with SKINS Vital Lubes & Fruity Tubes Travel Set. Don't let your adventure dreams dry up - With these 3 lickable...$20.00