Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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"Eat A Bag Of Dicks" Vinyl Sticker
Wood Rocket
$5.00BITCH, YOU LOOK HUNGRY. Bet you can't eat just one. Introducing Eat A Bag Of Dicks — a 4-inch vinyl declaration of hostility, sarcasm, a$5.00 -
Rainbow Pecker Candy Necklace
Hott Products
$8.00YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SUCK IT. Taste the rainbow. There are elegant accessories. Then there's the Rainbow Pecker Candy Necklace — a$8.00 -
Talk For Hours - Conversation Cards for Couples
Why Don't We
$24.00Your Relationship Called. It Needs New Material. Because “how was your day?” only goes so far. The Why Don’t We Talk$24.00 -
Lola Love Lamb Blow-Up Sheep
Hott Products
$12.99THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. BUY IT.She’s been a BAAAAAAD girl.Look… some folks want candlelight and silk sheets. Others? They’re more of a “meet me behind the barn” kind of person. Our Lola Love Lamb...$12.99 -
Little Secret Panty Vibrator
Playboy
$75.00Need some PDA? Let’s make it dangerous. Public. Private. Or somewhere irresponsibly in between. Every woman has her go-to underwear — but what if your plainest pair suddenly became a public display...$75.00 -
Pjur Man LUST Stimulating Gel
Pjur
$29.99Lust. Because A Little Chemistry Goes A Long Way. A little circulation. A little tingling. Suddenly, things feel a lot more interesting. Pjur MAN Lust Stimulating Gel is designed to wake things up...$29.99 -
Position of the Day Oracle Deck
Hachette Books
$22.00Let’s Get Metaphysical, BabyPick a card. Divine tonight’s dirty deed. The Position of the Day Oracle Deck is what happens when tarot cards decide to get naked. Inspired by the bestselling Position of...$22.00 -
Behind Closed Doors Hanging Sex Swing
Sei Mio
$86.00Keep Your Lover in Suspense Turn a doorway into a power move. Beds are familiar. Floors are serviceable. But the Behind Closed Doors Hanging Sex Swing transforms a solid door into a fully functional...$86.00 -
Federico Leather Restraint Bag
Honey Play Box
$102.00Everyone Thinks It’s a Designer Bag. Submission, but make it fashion. The Federico Leather Restraint Bag looks like a chic red handbag you’d throw over your shoulder without thinking twice...$102.00 -
Stay Put - Complete Bondage Play Set
Honey Play Box
$97.00You’ve Clearly Forgotten How to Behave. Lucky for you, we came prepared. We’ve been getting reports of restlessness, backtalk, wandering hands, and—most concerning—opinions. So we’ve decided it’s...$97.00 -
Dick Polish Masturbation Cream
Fuck Water Lubricants
$28.00Eat. Sleep. GOON. Repeat. Built for masturbation marathons. Dick Polish is what you buy for the unapologetic wanker in your life. This thick, oil-based stroking cream doesn’t just validate the$28.00 -
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Date Night Vibrating Lipstick
Xgen
Now: $57.00Was: $76.00The Perfect Gift for the Glam Girl Looks like lipstick. Feels a lot better. And no, you don’t have to take her to Sephora. The Date Night Vibrating Lipstick is what you buy when you want to give her...Now: $57.00Was: $76.00
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.