How Low Can You Blow?!

Because “happy birthday” was never enough.

Does your birthday brat act like surviving another calendar year deserves a parade? Skip the sentiment and bring the attitude with Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons — the loud, cheap, unapologetic way to say exactly what everyone’s thinking.

These balloons don’t whisper. They shout. Perfect for roasting the guest of honor, lighting up the room, and setting the tone for a party that’s already off the rails. Pro tip: pop one every time someone says “it’s my birthday week” and enjoy the applause.

They’re obnoxious. They’re hilarious. And they absolutely understand the assignment.

Key Features

Pack includes 8 latex balloons with “Happy Fucking Birthday” printed loud and proud
9-inch balloons in assorted colors
Perfect for birthdays, roasts, and zero-filter celebrations
Cheap, cheerful, and guaranteed to get reactions

Candyprints

Candyprints serves up sweet, sassy, and seriously naughty fun. From cheeky candy and hilarious gag gifts to over-the-top balloons and raunchy party supplies, we’ve got everything you need to make your birthday bash, bachelorette blowout, or any special occasion unforgettable. Stock up, turn up, and let the laughs (and the innuendos) flow!