Staff Picks
Staff Picks
Not every product on the internet — just the best ones hand-picked by people who’ve tried them and know what’s worth your money. The same picks we’d steer you toward if you said, “Don’t let me buy something stupid.” Reliable, body-safe, actually-good toys, bondage, and lubes that earn their spot (instead of ending up in a drawer of regret.)
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Divine 9 Personal Lubricant
CarraShield Labs
$20.00 - $28.00Simple. Natural. Healthy. A personal lubricant that supports pleasure — and your body. Looking for a personal lubricant that actually feels good and treats your body with respect? Divine 9 Personal Lubricant stands apart for a simple reason:...$20.00 - $28.00 -
Perfect Fit "Fat Boy" Ultra Fat Penis Sheath
Perfect Fit
$59.99 - $72.99Dress For The Job You Want Sometimes the difference between “nice” and “damn” is just a little more. We've got the best thing that ever happened to your penis, and it's not Viagra. Get hung for the role you were born to play...$59.99 - $72.99 -
SHAFT Flexskin Model N Liquid Silicone Side Curve Dong
SHAFT
$79.99 - $109.99Your Side Dick Has Arrived. Curved. Jacked. Ready to ruin your plans. Looking for that good-good manhood? The perfect penis is subjective, but this SHAFT Flexskin Model N Liquid Silicone Side Curve Dong has “boyfriend” written all over it...$79.99 - $109.99 -
VeDO Peach Remote Rechargeable Egg Vibe
VeDO Toys
$50.00Peach, PLEASE.Tiny. Juicy. Way more powerful than it looks. Who said good things don’t come in small packages? Meet the VeDO Peach Remote Rechargeable Egg Vibe — about the size of a peach pit and absolutely loaded with attitude. With 10...$50.00 -
Spartacus Blown Realistic Glass Dildo
Spartacus Leather
$48.00 - $65.00ALL THE FEELS (Literally). Hot or cold? Solo or partner? Vaginal or anal? Yeah, this dildo doesn’t play favorites—it just plays well. The Spartacus Blown Realistic Glass Dildo is crystal clear, classically phallic, and designed to deliver...$48.00 - $65.00 -
Wicked Sensual Care Hybrid Lubricant
Wicked Sensual Care
$14.99 - $18.99Eat. Sleep. LUBE. Repeat! With lube, options matter—but choosing the right one? That’s where things get slippery. Silicone never quits, water-based plays nice with toys, and you’re stuck wondering, “Why can’t I just have...$14.99 - $18.99 -
Nu Sensuelle Geminii XLR8 Turbo Boost G-Spot Vibe
Nu Sensuelle
$100.00Happiness Is 9,000 RPMs. Every other week, some “scientific study” claims to prove or disprove the existence of the G-Spot. Meanwhile, we’re over here like: just try the Nu Sensuelle Geminii XLR8 Turbo Boost G-Spot Vibe and decide for...$100.00 -
Scioness Sucking & Licking Tongue Vibrator
Honey Play Box
$91.00Put Your Clit on Speed Dial. Because waiting around for oral is a terrible system. Oral sex is a magical thing — we all agree on that. But wouldn’t it be better if you could summon it instantly, no scheduling required? (Spoiler: you can.) The...$91.00 -
Coming Strong Vibrator
Evolved Novelties
$71.00Pure Power Ready for the strong stuff? Evolved took the classic vibrator and raised the bar on performance with the Coming Strong Vibrator - because sometimes, subtle just doesn’t cut it. Designed for people who like their pleasure with a little...$71.00 -
We-Vibe Melt 2 Pleasure Air™ Clitoral Stimulator
We-Vibe
$149.00Meet The Clit Whisperer Do you long for that special someone who can make your legs tremble without a word or even a touch? We may not have the who, but we do have the what: Introducing the We-Vibe Melt 2 Pleasure Air™ Clitoral Stimulator: the...$149.00 -
Perfect Fit ZORO Hollow Strap-On
Perfect Fit
$134.95BUILT TO STAY PUT.Because confidence hits different when nothing slips or shifts mid-thrust. Real talk: at some point, a lot of erections stop showing up with the same enthusiasm they once did. Stress, age, meds, bodies being bodies—whatever the...$134.95 -
Womanizer Duo 2 - Clitoral & G-Spot Stimulator
Womanizer
$219.99The Blended-Orgasm Powerhouse One toy. Two engines. Infinite climaxes. Ready to scream your OWN name? Meet the Womanizer Duo 2 — aka the Beyoncé of sex toys. She sings, she dances, and she does everything at once. Inside? Precision G-spot...$219.99