Occupational Therapy, But Make It Boobs

Introducing Tit’s A Puzzle. This is the gift you buy for your loud boomer relative you tolerate — the one who proudly announces he’s “not PC,” still calls breasts “fun bags,” and somehow keeps Hooters in business single-handedly. He has no hobbies, no filter, and too many opinions. What he does need is something to quietly occupy him while the rest of the room enjoys five uninterrupted minutes of peace.

Enter Tit’s A Puzzle - essentially a 1,000-piece adult distraction toy. You set it in front of him like a toddler with an iPad, except better — because there are no batteries, no apps, and absolutely nothing you’ll have to explain. He already knows how puzzles work. He will not ask you for help. He will simply sit there, silently assembling boobs for hours, convinced this is the best gift he’s ever received. (Because it is.)

Why This Exists (And Why It Works)

1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle for adults only
Every illustration cleverly (and aggressively) boob-themed
Bright, chaotic artwork that makes the search extra annoying
Perfect for people with too much confidence and not enough hobbies
A guaranteed conversation-ender at family gatherings
A truly unhinged gag gift that commits to the bit

Who It’s For

"That" uncle.
Your dad’s friend.
Your coworker who overshares.
Anyone who proudly says “you can't get away with this stuff today” and means it.

What to Expect

Laughter. Groans. Regret. Someone insisting it’s “actually pretty clever.” Someone asking why you would buy this. A completed puzzle that will never be framed but also will never be thrown away.

Sleazy Greetings
Sleazy Greetings is where sentiment meets shameless. We make cards for people who love each other, roast each other, and send screenshots to the group chat. From unhinged inside jokes to brutally honest “are you okay?” energy, our cards prove one thing: life’s too short for boring stationery and polite little lies.

If you’re looking for wholesome… maybe don’t start here.