Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Weird Sex Toys: Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare fuel, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive into our crazy sex toys and embrace the absurd!
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Darth Invader 15" Dildo
Icon Brands
$110.00MAY THE FORCE BE IN YOU.You were warned about the dark side. You didn’t listen. Want to play with the dark side? Go full villain era with the Darth Invader 15" Dildo—engineered for highly trained Jedi only and absolutely not for Padawans...$110.00 -
Oxballs FIDO Velvet-Smooth Beast Cocksheath
Oxballs
$89.99Now You're Barking Up The Right Tree. Got the itch to hump everything in sight? Slip into the Oxballs FIDO Velvet-Smooth Beast Cocksheath and unleash your inner pound pup. This bad boy’s got a tapered tip for easy entry and that telltale knot...$89.99 -
Facilitator Oral Dildo
Lux Fetish
$39.99Turn Your Face Into the Most Dedicated Toy in the Room For couples who want oral, penetration, and zero wasted effort. Going down on a woman is a delicate art — but you already know what you’re doing. This Facilitator Oral Dildo just adds a...$39.99 -
Shots Puppy Play Plug
Shots Toys
$23.00GET SOME TAIL.Because good pups deserve something to wag about. Is your good boy (or girl) begging for something a little ruff? The Shots Puppy Play Plug delivers exactly what they’re asking for — a soft, smooth plug paired with a perky...$23.00 -
Oxballs Watersport Strap-On Gag
Oxballs
$129.00Heavy Showers AheadUrine luck! Does your thirst trap need a little liquid encouragement? Our Oxballs Watersport Strap-On Gag will keep them unbothered, moisturized, in their lane, HYDRATED! Perfect for golden shower scenarios and all your fluid...$129.00
WE GET YOUR KINK.
When it comes to Weird Sex, we don't judge. That is, as long as you’re being safe, respectful, and practicing it with a consenting partner. Whether you're into Extreme Penetration, Animal Dildos, Cock & Ball Torture, Pup Play, or Interspecies Breeding, we've got a freaky toy that suits your fetish.
And if your cravings fall even further off the beaten path, our collection of weird sex toys is here to scratch that itch you didn’t even know you had. From the bizarre to the straight-up bonkers, these freaky toys aren’t just conversation starters—they’re the main event. Because why settle for ordinary orgasms when you can have gloriously weird ones?
Discover a variety of weird dildos for sale at Tabutoys. We always ship discreetly for your peace of mind. And don’t worry, our customer service team is as friendly as they are unshockable, ready to help you find exactly what your body’s craving