Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Weird Sex Toys: Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare fuel, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive into our crazy sex toys and embrace the absurd!
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Darth Invader 15" Dildo
Icon Brands
$110.00MAY THE FORCE BE IN YOU.You were warned about the dark side. You didn’t listen. Want to play with the dark side? Go full villain era with the Darth Invader 15" Dildo—engineered for highly trained Jedi only and absolutely not for Padawans...$110.00 -
Cyclone Alien Silicone Stroker
XR Brands
$79.00Aliens Do It Better! Resistance is futile. Curiosity is encouraged. Do human women feel a little too… terrestrial? Captain Kirk didn’t spend all that time exploring strange new worlds for nothing — and now you don’t have...$79.00 -
Cocktopus Monster Dong
XR Brands
$89.00LET'S GET KRAKEN. Are you a real “sucker” for marine life? You asked - we delivered: Introducing Creature Cocks' Cocktopus Monster Dong. This creepy abomination has slithered up from the abyss to make your wettest Lovecraftian nightmares come...$89.00 -
Creature Cocks Unicorn Mystique Dildo
XR Brands
$84.99One Horn To Rule Them All. Searching for your magic place? All you need to do is believe in yourself, and this awe-inspiring Creature Cocks Unicorn Mystique Dildo! As if by magic, this colorfully kinky toy knows exactly how to satisfy you from tip to...$84.99 -
Shots Puppy Paw Cut-Out Gloves
Shots Toys
$35.00PAWS UP. Look the part. Act accordingly. The Shots Puppy Paw Cut-Out Gloves are exactly what they look like: canine mittens for people who are fully committing to the bit. Put them on, drop to all fours, and let the fur fly. Soft neoprene, bold paw...$35.00 -
Dirty Talk Titty Fuck-Her Masturbator
Pipedream
$250.00"They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too." - Brad Wilkerson Stop pretending you're just curious. You know exactly what the Dirty Talk Titty Fuck-Her Masturbator is for: your overwhelming, obscene,...$250.00 -
Triple Threat 3 Cock Dildo
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$82.00Three Dicks. One Hole. This is not subtle, and it’s not supposed to be. Threesomes are fun. Gangbang fantasies are common. Actually coordinating multiple partners? Logistically exhausting. The Triple Threat 3 Cock Dildo skips the scheduling...$82.00 -
Oxballs Watersport Strap-On Gag
Oxballs
$129.00URINE LUCK! Does your thirst trap need a little liquid encouragement? Our Oxballs Watersport Strap-On Gag will keep them unbothered, moisturized, in their lane, HYDRATED! Perfect for golden shower scenarios and all your fluid kinks, just strap it...$129.00 -
The Great American Challenge Dildo
Doc Johnson
$121.00"Significantly larger than a two-liter bottle of Sprite." - Vanity Fair Your pilgrimage ends here, Patriot. The Great American Challenge Dildo isn’t a toy — it’s a national monument. A gleaming purple obelisk to excess, freedom, and the...$121.00
WE GET YOUR KINK.
When it comes to Weird Sex, we don't judge. That is, as long as you’re being safe, respectful, and practicing it with a consenting partner. Whether you're into Extreme Penetration, Animal Dildos, Cock & Ball Torture, Pup Play, or Interspecies Breeding, we've got a freaky toy that suits your fetish.
And if your cravings fall even further off the beaten path, our collection of weird sex toys is here to scratch that itch you didn’t even know you had. From the bizarre to the straight-up bonkers, these freaky toys aren’t just conversation starters—they’re the main event. Because why settle for ordinary orgasms when you can have gloriously weird ones?
Discover a variety of weird dildos for sale at Tabutoys. We always ship discreetly for your peace of mind. And don’t worry, our customer service team is as friendly as they are unshockable, ready to help you find exactly what your body’s craving