Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive in and embrace the absurd!
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Spitting Serpent Enema Snake
XR Brands
$87.00THIS MF SPITTIN! Fun fact: a lot of people have the oddly specific nightmare of discovering a snake in their toilet. Even weirder? Some people get excited at the idea, as evidenced by this Spitting Serpent Enema Snake from Creature Cocks. Designed to...$87.00 -
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Darth Invader 15" Dildo
Icon Brands
$110.00MAY THE FORCE BE IN YOU. Want to play with the dark side? Enter your villain era with the Darth Invader 15" Dildo - created for highly-trained Jedi’s only! This massive member comes complete with all the fantasy details to fuel your fantasies:...$110.00 -
Vibrating Sissy Lips Gag
Master Series
$62.00MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT. Want to serve plastic bimbo realness without spending six figures on filler? Strap on your Lips, Sissy. You're going face fuckin' with the Vibrating Sissy Lips Gag! The evil geniuses at Master Series didn’t stop at...$62.00 -
Eye of the Spawn Vibrating & Squirming Butt Plug
XR Brands
$62.00? EYE SEE YOU (AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN YOUR BUTTHOLE). Ever wanted to get railed by something that looks like it crawled out of Guillermo del Toro’s sketchbook? Meet the Eye of the Spawn Vibrating & Squirming Butt Plug: part reptile, part...$62.00 -
Oxballs FIDO Velvet-Smooth Beast Cocksheath
Oxballs
$89.99Now You're Barking Up The Right Tree. Got the itch to hump everything in sight? Slip into the Oxballs FIDO Velvet-Smooth Beast Cocksheath and unleash your inner pound pup. This bad boy’s got a tapered tip for easy entry and that telltale knot...$89.99 -
Vulvaron Vibrating Silicone Grinder
XR Brands
$50.00 - $60.00TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER BREEDER! The mainstream media may not want you to know, but the rumors are true: There is no pussy like ALIEN PUSSY. Find out for yourself with this Vulvaron Vibrating Silicone Grinder! Designed to lay on any flat surface - (or...$50.00 - $60.00 -
Creature Cum Jizz Lubricant
XR Brands
$19.00 - $29.00THE ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE FUEL Ever wondered what happens when you jack off a demon in a biohazard suit? Spoiler: it’s this. Straight from the unholy spank banks of the Creature Cocks Lab, we bring you Creature Cum Jizz Lube—a thick, gooey,...$19.00 - $29.00 -
Deep Invader Tentacle Ovipositor Dildo With Eggs
XR Brands
$97.00Make Womb For Daddy. Like them tall, dark, and extraterrestrial? Have no fear, Earthling - you've got a date to mate with the Deep Invader Tentacle Ovipositor Dildo With Eggs! The very sight of this alien cock might make you tremble, but there's no need...$97.00 -
Creature Cocks King Kong Dildo
XR Brands
$69.99THIS SHIT IS BANANAS! Sure, King Kong is remembered as a classic monster movie… but let’s be real: it’s basically an interspecies rom-com. And let’s be honest—every movie fan has paused and thought, “Wait… how...$69.99 -
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Creature Cocks OGRE Dildo
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Now: $50.00Was: $70.00Get That BOC (Big Ogre Cock!) As a society progressing further and further toward acceptance and equality, its time we finally admit this undeniable fact: Ogres are hot. (Have you even seen Shrek?) For those brave souls who prefer it goblin-style, we...Now: $50.00Was: $70.00 -
Facilitator Oral Dildo
Lux Fetish
$38.00Once she quits laughing she's going to have one HELL of an orgasm! Going down on a woman is a delicate art, but you already know what you’re doing, right? Right. That said, there's always room for a little embellishment! Lux Fetish's Facilitator...$38.00 -
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King Cobra 18 Inch Silicone Dildo
XR Brands
Now: $92.00Was: $148.00“Sssstep into my office…” – Kaa Think you’ve got what it takes to charm the King Cobra 18" Silicone Dildo? Careful—this serpent doesn’t do “small talk.” In the grand pantheon of fetishes,...Now: $92.00Was: $148.00