Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Weird Sex Toys: Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare fuel, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive into our crazy sex toys and embrace the absurd!
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Oxballs FIDO Velvet-Smooth Beast Cocksheath
Oxballs
$89.99Now You're Barking Up The Right Tree. Got the itch to hump everything in sight? Slip into the Oxballs FIDO Velvet-Smooth Beast Cocksheath and unleash your inner pound pup. This bad boy’s got a tapered tip for easy entry and that telltale knot...$89.99 -
Xeno Galactic Silicone Grinder
XR Brands
$50.00CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE FILTHY KIND TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER BREEDER! The mainstream media may not want you to know this, but the rumors are absolutely true: there is no pussy like alien pussy. Meet the Xeno Galactic Silicone Grinder—a squishy,...$50.00 -
Creature Cum Jizz Lubricant
XR Brands
$24.00THE ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE FUEL Ever wondered what happens when you jack off a demon in a biohazard suit? Spoiler: it’s this. Straight from the unholy spank banks of the Creature Cocks Lab, we bring you Creature Cum Jizz Lube—a thick, gooey,...$24.00 -
Deep Invader Tentacle Ovipositor Dildo With Eggs
XR Brands
$97.00Make Womb For Daddy. Like them tall, dark, and extraterrestrial? Have no fear, Earthling - you've got a date to mate with the Deep Invader Tentacle Ovipositor Dildo With Eggs! The very sight of this alien cock might make you tremble, but there's no need...$97.00 -
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Creature Cocks King Kong Dildo
XR Brands
$69.99THIS SHIT IS BANANAS! Sure, King Kong is remembered as a classic monster movie… but let’s be real: it’s basically an interspecies rom-com. And let’s be honest—every movie fan has paused and thought, “Wait… how...$69.99 -
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Creature Cocks OGRE Dildo
XR Brands
Now: $50.00Was: $70.00Get That BOC (Big Ogre Cock!) As a society progressing further and further toward acceptance and equality, it's time we finally admit this undeniable fact: Ogres are hot. (Have you even seen Shrek?) For those brave souls who prefer it goblin-style, we...Now: $50.00Was: $70.00 -
Facilitator Oral Dildo
Lux Fetish
$39.99Turn Your Face Into the Most Dedicated Toy in the Room For couples who want oral, penetration, and zero wasted effort. Going down on a woman is a delicate art — but you already know what you’re doing. This Facilitator Oral Dildo just adds a...$39.99 -
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King Cobra 18 Inch Silicone Dildo
XR Brands
Now: $92.00Was: $148.00“Sssstep into my office…” – Kaa Think you’ve got what it takes to charm the King Cobra 18" Silicone Dildo? Careful—this serpent doesn’t do “small talk.” In the grand pantheon of fetishes,...Now: $92.00Was: $148.00 -
Cyclone Alien Silicone Stroker
XR Brands
$79.00Aliens Do It Better! Resistance is futile. Curiosity is encouraged. Do human women feel a little too… terrestrial? Captain Kirk didn’t spend all that time exploring strange new worlds for nothing — and now you don’t have...$79.00 -
Alien Nation BORG Penis Sheath
Icon Brands
$78.00RESISTANCE IS FUTILE Surrender your ships and loosen your hips: The Alien Nation BORG Penis Sheath is here to assimilate your cock. Earthling, why do you continue to struggle? Once modification begins, your new "vessel" will achieve perfection with its...$78.00 -
Pussification Locking Chastity Cage
Blue Line
$79.00OH, WHAT A PRETTY PUSSY YOU HAVE!Finishing school for disobedient equipment. Ready to embark on a life of sweet sissy servitude? There's just one little problem: Your pathetic shaft is not all that. Time for some behavioral training courtesy of the...$79.00 -
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Master Series Ass Face Mouth Gag
Master Series
$69.00YOU TAINT' SEEN NOTHIN' YET!A gag that turns humiliation into a full-contact sport. Does your sub's mouth write checks their ass can't cash? Oh, Honey - Have we got the training tool for you! This Master Series Ass Face Mouth Gag takes the gentle art of...$69.00
WE GET YOUR KINK.
When it comes to Weird Sex, we don't judge. That is, as long as you’re being safe, respectful, and practicing it with a consenting partner. Whether you're into Extreme Penetration, Animal Dildos, Cock & Ball Torture, Pup Play, or Interspecies Breeding, we've got a freaky toy that suits your fetish.
And if your cravings fall even further off the beaten path, our collection of weird sex toys is here to scratch that itch you didn’t even know you had. From the bizarre to the straight-up bonkers, these freaky toys aren’t just conversation starters—they’re the main event. Because why settle for ordinary orgasms when you can have gloriously weird ones?
Discover a variety of weird dildos for sale at Tabutoys. We always ship discreetly for your peace of mind. And don’t worry, our customer service team is as friendly as they are unshockable, ready to help you find exactly what your body’s craving