Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Weird Sex Toys: Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare fuel, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive into our crazy sex toys and embrace the absurd!
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Creature Cocks Stallion Penis Extension
XR Brands
$42.00 - $49.00WATCH ME NEIGH-NEIGH If Jack were stuck on a horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Find out with the Creature Cocks Stallion Penis Extension — the toy that asks not if you should, but why you haven’t already. Crafted in premium, body-safe...$42.00 - $49.00 -
Hungry Like The Wolf Furry Stroker
XR Brands
$97.00SLEEVE WITH THE FUR (WITH THE FUR) Shawty had them fluffy tail genes (genes)And A Sleeve with the fur (with the fur)The whole pack was lookin’ at her. Look, man, I know what you’re thinking.Yes, she’s got fur. Yes, she howls. Yes,...$97.00 -
Creature Cocks Tentacle Harness & Dildo
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$150.00Ruin anime for someone in real time. We all know the anime cliché — big-eyed waifs gasping for air while some overzealous octopus forgets the meaning of “consent.” Cute? Not really. Ethically sound? Not even a little. But...$150.00 -
The CRAWLER
XR Brands
$32.00 - $42.00It’s not a toy. It’s a biological hazard. Ever look at a sex toy and think, “This seems… medically unsound”? Most importantly, did it excite you? Meet The CRAWLER, a butt plug that looks like it clawed its way out of a...$32.00 - $42.00 -
Night Prowler Big Bad Wolf
XR Brands
$59.00 - $79.00"It's A Rescue." Most people are scared of big, scary things that go bump in the night. (How Quaint.) For those feral few who it EXCITES, we bring the Night Prowler Big Bad Wolf, a creature of legend carved from premium, body-safe silicone. Prowler...$59.00 - $79.00 -
Spitting Serpent Enema Snake
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$87.00THIS MF SPITTIN! Fun fact: a lot of people have the oddly specific nightmare of discovering a snake in their toilet. Even weirder? Some people get excited at the idea, as evidenced by this Spitting Serpent Enema Snake from Creature Cocks. Designed to...$87.00 -
Darth Invader 15" Dildo
Icon Brands
$110.00MAY THE FORCE BE IN YOU. Want to play with the dark side? Enter your villain era with the Darth Invader 15" Dildo - created for highly-trained Jedi’s only! This massive member comes complete with all the fantasy details to fuel your fantasies:...$110.00 -
Vibrating Sissy Lips Gag
Master Series
$62.00MAYBE SHE'S BORN WITH IT. Want to serve plastic bimbo realness without spending six figures on filler? Strap on your Lips, Sissy. You're going face fuckin' with the Vibrating Sissy Lips Gag! The evil geniuses at Master Series didn’t stop at...$62.00 -
Eye of the Spawn Vibrating & Squirming Butt Plug
XR Brands
$62.00? EYE SEE YOU (AND EVERYTHING ELSE IN YOUR BUTTHOLE). Ever wanted to get railed by something that looks like it crawled out of Guillermo del Toro’s sketchbook? Meet the Eye of the Spawn Vibrating & Squirming Butt Plug: part reptile, part...$62.00 -
Oxballs FIDO Velvet-Smooth Beast Cocksheath
Oxballs
$89.99Now You're Barking Up The Right Tree. Got the itch to hump everything in sight? Slip into the Oxballs FIDO Velvet-Smooth Beast Cocksheath and unleash your inner pound pup. This bad boy’s got a tapered tip for easy entry and that telltale knot...$89.99 -
Vulvaron Vibrating Silicone Grinder
XR Brands
$50.00 - $60.00TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER BREEDER! The mainstream media may not want you to know, but the rumors are true: There is no pussy like ALIEN PUSSY. Find out for yourself with this Vulvaron Vibrating Silicone Grinder! Designed to lay on any flat surface - (or...$50.00 - $60.00 -
Creature Cum Jizz Lubricant
XR Brands
$19.00 - $29.00THE ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE FUEL Ever wondered what happens when you jack off a demon in a biohazard suit? Spoiler: it’s this. Straight from the unholy spank banks of the Creature Cocks Lab, we bring you Creature Cum Jizz Lube—a thick, gooey,...$19.00 - $29.00
WE GET YOUR KINK.
When it comes to Weird Sex, we don't judge. That is, as long as you’re being safe, respectful, and practicing it with a consenting partner. Whether you're into Extreme Penetration, Animal Dildos, Cock & Ball Torture, Pup Play, or Interspecies Breeding, we've got a freaky toy that suits your fetish.
And if your cravings fall even further off the beaten path, our collection of weird sex toys is here to scratch that itch you didn’t even know you had. From the bizarre to the straight-up bonkers, these freaky toys aren’t just conversation starters—they’re the main event. Because why settle for ordinary orgasms when you can have gloriously weird ones?
Discover a variety of weird dildos for sale at Tabutoys. We always ship discreetly for your peace of mind. And don’t worry, our customer service team is as friendly as they are unshockable, ready to help you find exactly what your body’s craving