Dildo Sex Toys
Dildo Sex Toys
Dildos: Choose Your Weapon
Looking for a reliable vaginal or anal orgasm? Enter: the DILDO. Sure, rumor has it you can turn just about anything into a dildo if you’re brave enough… but maybe skip the produce aisle. Our dildo sex toys are cheap, durable, and 100% designed for pleasure—not for salads. From classic to realistic to downright EXTREME, we’ve got the perfect shaft to make your fantasies come alive. Welcome to our Dildo Kingdom—Pick your champion, and enjoy!
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John Holmes Ultraskyn Realistic Cock
Doc Johnson
$101.00Keep your pants flared and your holes prepared. Strap in, star child — we’re spinning back to the scandalous ’70s, when coke was a food group, polyester was king, and John Holmes was the eighth wonder of the world. Didn’t live...$101.00 -
Manhandler Dildo - 15"
Doc Johnson
$39.00Your Hole Called. It Wants a Challenge. Is aggressive thrusting your thing? You'll meat your match in our Manhandler Dildo - 15", the O.G. of handle-base monsters. A classic of the big toy pantheon, the Manhandler was one of the very first handle-based...$39.00 -
"Our Gyro" Double-Ended Vibe
Evolved Novelties
$159.99Would Smash (and Then Some). Want a toy that doubles the fun without doubling the work? Meet Our Gyro Double-Ended Vibe from Evolved—your new partner-in-grind. Designed for non-binary couples, lesbians, or anyone who likes a little chaos in their...$159.99 -
Blush Hard-On Realistic Dildos - Light/Dark
Blush Toys
$29.00Maximum Penetration. Here's a not-so-little something for the size queens! Our Blush Hard-On Realistic Dildos look and feel EXACTLY like the big, thick cock of your dreams. The firm yet flexible shaft makes this the perfect tool for vaginal pleasures or...$29.00 -
King Cock Plus Triple Density Cocks
Pipedream
$49.99 - $65.99Just The Way You Like It! Here's a riddle: What goes in hard, but comes out soft and wet? Nope- the answer isn't bubble gum. It's our King Cock Plus Triple Density Cocks! Designed to be soft and hard -(at the same time!)- these designer dicks offer the...$49.99 - $65.99 -
Skinsations Latin Lover Dildo - Amante Caliente 7.5"
Hott Products
$34.99Perfección en Movimiento. Busco Amor Latino? Let Skinsation's Latin Lover Series sweep you off your feet with ultra-suave designs that look and feel exactly like the real thing. Not too big and not too small, the Skinsations Latin Lover Dildo -...$34.99 -
Strap On Me Inflatable Dildo Plug
Strap-On-Me
$81.00One Size Fits AW YEAH! Searching for your perfect pleasure or your perfect pegger? Meet the Strap On Me Inflatable Dildo Plug — the multitasking miracle that goes from modest to mighty on command. Crafted from ultra-soft liquid silicone and built...$81.00 -
Blush Au Naturel Daddy 14" Sensa Cock - Chocolate
Blush Toys
$88.00Daddy's Home (and he didn’t come to tuck you in). Got a thing for tough love? Meet the Blush Au Naturel Daddy 14" Sensa Cock—14 thick inches of “call-me-Daddy” therapy you didn’t know you needed. Weighing in at a solid 2...$88.00 -
Blush Naughty Candy Heart Plugs
Blush Toys
$18.00Unlock Your Sweet Spot! So you’ve done a little exploring with fingers, and now you’re ready to take things deeper. Our first-time friendly Blush Naughty Candy Heart Plugs are just what you need to open up that dainty butt! These little...$18.00 -
Brown Silicone Studs Dildo
California Exotics
$58.00Add THIS To Your Hit-It List! Waiting for a stud to sweep you off your feet? Watch out - this Brown Silicone Studs Dildo might leave you dickmatized! Packing in 8 inches of light-skinned love, this realistic cock features veins, balls, and a thick head -...$58.00 -
Dick Rambone 17" Cock
Doc Johnson
$61.99RIDE THE BIG RAMBONI First there was light, then there was John Holmes, and then there was Dick Rambone. This XXX Legend penetrated the 80's porn scene and disappeared just as quickly, leaving behind only his massive Dick Rambone 17" Cock. Forget...$61.99 -
Together Female Intimacy Couples' Vibe
Together Vibes
$189.00Ordinary is canceled. Tired of dual-sided massagers that don't fit? Meet the Together Female Intimacy Couples' Vibe—luxury-level, cis-femme-approved, and built to make eye contact mandatory while you both ride the waves of simultaneous internal and...$189.00


