Dildo Sex Toys
Dildo Sex Toys
Dildos: Choose Your Weapon
Looking for a reliable vaginal or anal orgasm? Enter: the DILDO. Sure, rumor has it you can turn just about anything into a dildo if you’re brave enough… but maybe skip the produce aisle. Our dildo sex toys are cheap, durable, and 100% designed for pleasure—not for salads. From classic to realistic to downright EXTREME, we’ve got the perfect shaft to make your fantasies come alive. Welcome to our Dildo Kingdom—Pick your champion, and enjoy!
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PDX Plus Perfect Ride
Pipedream
$350.00PLEASED TO SEAT YOU Yeah, it’s exactly what you think it is. Dildos are great. Love them. Respect them. But at some point you start thinking… what if I didn’t have to hold it? What if I could just...$350.00 -
Skinsations Latin Lover Dildo - Papi Chulo 6.5"
Hott Products
$35.00SHORT KING ENERGY. Six and a half inches with absolutely nothing to prove. Don't underestimate a man who knows what he's working with. The Skinsations Latin Lover Papi Chulo$35.00 -
Blush B Yours Ding Dong the Beginner Dong
Blush Toys
$28.00WELL, THAT RINGS A BELL. A little cock with a very convincing buzz. The Blush B Yours Ding Dong the Beginner Dong is a friendly little introduction to penetration, with a slender, flexible s$28.00 -
Gläs Toys 10.5" Realistic Girthy Double-Ended Dong
Glas Toys
$79.00WELL, THAT'S A LOT TO TAKE IN. Fortunately, you can start at either end. The Gläs Toys 10.5" Realistic Girthy Double-Ended Dong is not the sort of glassware you put out when company com$79.00 -
Gläs Toys 7" Realistic Curved Glass G-Spot Dildo
Glas Toys
$33.00THE STRONG, SILENT TYPE. Rock-hard, beautifully built, and never needs a pep talk. The Gläs Toys 7" Realistic Curved Glass G-Spot Dildo is a handsome piece of anatomy, with a lifelike s$33.00 -
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Icicles #88 Glass G-Spot Dildo with Suction Cup
Pipedream
$58.00Feeling Is Believing If you’re going after the G-spot, shape matters — and Icicles #88 Glass G-Spot Dildo is built to find it without guesswork. The slim curve, satisfying weight, and unyielding...$58.00 -
Ricky Johnson Ultraskyn 10" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Doc Johnson
$90.00Oh Ricky, You’re So Fine 10 Inches Of Light Skin Energy Ricky Johnson built his name as one of adult’s most recognizable pretty boys—but don’t let the face fool you. Behind the smooth charm and...$90.00 -
Size Queen 8" Dildos
California Exotics
$39.00Bigger Than Average. Exactly How You Like It. Not over-the-top. Not playing small either. The Size Queen 8" Dildo sits right in that sweet spot — full, satisfying, and built for people who know they...$39.00 -
Sweet-N-Hard Large Dildos - 3 Colors
Blush Toys
$24.00SUGAR RUSH. Six and a quarter inches of sweetness you can actually feel. The Blush Sweet-N-Hard Large Dildo is a colorful piece of eye candy with a decidedly grown-up appetite. Its thick, fl$24.00 -
King Cock Double Penetrator
Pipedream
$48.00DOUBLE BOOKED And loving every minute of it. The King Cock Double Penetrator was made for exactly what the name suggests: DP. One shaft provides vaginal penetration while the second handles anal...$48.00 -
Dorcel Orgasmic Double Do Thrusting 16.5" Dong
Marc Dorcel Sex Toys
$170.00PICK A SIDE. OR DON'T. (WE'RE NOT HERE TO POLICE YOU.) Sixteen and a half inches of glorious indecision. Meet the Dorcel Orgasmic Double Do Thrusting 16.5" Dong—a dual-ended overachiev$170.00 -
Evolved Real Supple Poseable Girthy Dildo
Evolved Novelties
$52.00BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHITHOUSE. Except this one's soft, squishy, and remarkably flexible. The Evolved Real Supple Poseable Girthy Dildo is a massive, meaty specimen with two inches of girth an$52.00


