Dildo Sex Toys
Dildo Sex Toys
Dildos: Choose Your Weapon
Looking for a reliable vaginal or anal orgasm? Enter: the DILDO. Sure, rumor has it you can turn just about anything into a dildo if you’re brave enough… but maybe skip the produce aisle. Our dildo sex toys are cheap, durable, and 100% designed for pleasure—not for salads. From classic to realistic to downright EXTREME, we’ve got the perfect shaft to make your fantasies come alive. Welcome to our Dildo Kingdom—Pick your champion, and enjoy!
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Stuck On You Vibrating Tentacle
Selopa
$49.99SQUID PRO QUO, CLARICE. Looking for an 8-limbed lover? We can’t ship you an entire octopus (customs would not approve), but we can serve up the best bit: the Stuck On You Vibrating Tentacle. Of course, we all know that age-old story of "girl meets...$49.99 -
Anal Fantasy Mega Anal Glass Gaper
Pipedream
$67.00MAKE AMERICA GAPE AGAIN! Yearning for wide open spaces? Manifest destiny just took a detour south. The Anal Fantasy Mega Glass Gaper is your ticket to liberty, equality, and visible internal cavities. Crafted from crystal-clear, shatterproof borosilicate...$67.00 -
Doc Johnson Classic Butt Plugs - Ivory
Doc Johnson
$12.00 - $16.00NO MODS NECESSARY. Because not everything needs bells, whistles, or Bluetooth. Reliable, no-frills, and built to last — our Doc Johnson Classic Butt Plugs are basically the Honda Accord of the sex toy world: not flashy, not extra, but endlessly...$12.00 - $16.00 -
Icicles Blue Swirl #5 Hand Blown Glass Dildo
Pipedream
$38.00Spiral Into Pure Bliss. Where beauty meets bold sensations: the Icicles Number 5 Hand-Blown Glass Dildo – Blue Swirl is a true work of art for your most intimate adventures. Semi-realistic shape, mesmerizing blue bands spiraling up a clear shaft,...$38.00 -
King Cock Realistic Uncut Dildo
Pipedream
$54.00Raw & Uncut! If you love a firm penis in its natural uncircumcised form, our King Cock Realistic Uncut Dildo is jacked and intact! Made with a better-than-real dual density formula, Uncut's shaft and foreskin are designed to slide back and...$54.00 -
Prince Yahshua Ultraskyn 10.5" Chocolate Cock
Doc Johnson
$82.00For Hardcore Hole Goals Only. Think you can handle royalty? Meet the Prince Yahshua Ultraskyn 10.5" Chocolate Cock—a throne-worthy slab of BBC molded straight from the Pornhub legend himself. This isn’t just a dildo; it’s a full-blown...$82.00 -
Shaft Flexskin Model J Liquid Silicone Mini
SHAFT
$59.99Perfection in Miniature. Shorter, smarter, and very much on purpose. The SHAFT lineup really does have something for everyone — including people who don’t need a mile of length to get exactly what they want. A fun-sized version of the iconic...$59.99 -
Au Naturel Mini Mike Dildo - Beige
Blush Toys
$19.99Make A Little Magic With Mike! There is no perfect size - just the perfect size for YOU. That's why our Au Naturel Mini Mike Dildo is perfect for those who are new to penetration or just prefer a smaller sex toy. With Mike's soft, life like feel and...$19.99 -
Blush B Yours Sweet Pink Double Dildo
Blush Toys
$19.99Make It Sweet. Got a sweet spot for double the fun? Or just looking to spice up your bag of (pole) tricks? The Blush B Yours Sweet Pink Double Dildo is here to deliver—literally. Forget Barbie—this Valentine-pink powerhouse clocks in at over...$19.99 -
Gläs Toys Candy Land Juicer Dildo
Glas Toys
$26.00Sweet, Spiraled, and Totally Irresistible. Tired of over-engineered, battery-hungry sex toys? Meet the Gläs Toys Candy Land Juicer Dildo—the ultimate DIY pleasure machine. Just add a splash of your favorite lube, grab the rotary-style handle...$26.00 -
King Cock XXL Waterproof Vibrator 10" - FAT GIRTH!
Pipedream
$52.00Ready for the ultimate dick appointment? The King Cock XXL Waterproof Vibrator isn’t here to flirt—it’s here to rearrange furniture. Packing 10 inches of unapologetic cockitude and a girthy 2-inch diameter, this big boy is strictly for...$52.00 -
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Master Series Stuffer Fisting Hand Dildo
Master Series
$42.00Your Hole’s Final Boss It’s time to knuckle up, buttercup. The Master Series Stuffer isn’t for the faint of hole — it’s your gateway drug to full-on fisting glory. This heavy hitter starts at a manageable 1.45 inches and...$42.00


