Taint’ Life Grand?

A coloring book for people who know exactly where the joke is going. (In the other hole.)

Tired of adult coloring books filled with flowers, mandalas, and aggressive positivity? Hard pass. The Anal Sex Coloring Book skips the mindfulness and goes straight to the punchline — a 24-page celebration of humanity’s most over-discussed, least-admitted fixation.

This is not subtle. It’s a shameless, ridiculous tribute to backdoor curiosity, packed with illustrations that proudly ignore good taste in favor of commitment to the bit. When your partner is in the mood and you are… not, consider this the perfect redirect: hand them a box of crayons and wish them well.

Is it mature? Absolutely not. Is it funny? Unfortunately, yes.

Key Features

Adults-only coloring book dedicated to unapologetic butt-centric humor
24 original illustrations printed on thick 80# stock with a glossy cover
Bold, colorful artwork that fully commits to the theme
Works with crayons, colored pencils, or markers
A wildly inappropriate gift for partners, friends, or anyone with a sense of humor and no shame

Wood Rocket

Wood Rocket began in parody porn and never lost the plot. Built on sharp satire, pop-culture spoofs, and adult humor that actually gets the joke, this brand has grown into a cult favorite for people who like their sex jokes smart, self-aware, and a little unhinged. From iconic adult coloring books and irreverent party games to gag gifts designed to push buttons on purpose, Wood Rocket creates products for cool, online-enough adults who don’t need the joke explained and aren’t afraid to color outside the lines.