Sex Gag Gifts
Trying to prank your favorite prude? Get a laugh or a restraining order — or both — right here at Tabutoys! Browse our incredible selection of sex gag gifts (AKA: REALLY FUNNY SH*T) and see if your people can take a joke. Whether you're looking for silly gifts for Birthdays, Anniversaries or, yes, even Divorce Parties, we've got the gags that will put the hilarious finishing touch on your next adult social gathering.
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The Oral Sex Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99Question: What's better than a rose on your piano? Tulips on your organ! Oral sex isn't just our favorite Pornhub category - it's a way of life. That's why The Oral Sex Coloring Book will literally blow your mind. This sexy, adults-only coloring book...$12.99 -
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World's Biggest Asshole Trophy
Island Dogs
$10.99THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. The world is full of assholes, but do you know one that needs special recognition? Give them the one-finger salute they deserve with the World's Biggest Asshole Trophy. We all know that assholes LOVE to "tell it like it is"...$10.99 -
Jumping Pecker
Hott Products
$9.99"A gift real special, so take off the top. Take a look inside, it's a dick in a box!" What to get something special for that special someone? It aint' no diamond ring, it aint' no fancy car, and it aint' no house in the hills. It's our Jumping...$9.99 -
Touchdown Pocket Football Male Masturbator
Honey Play Box
$76.50HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES! Life can't all be football and handjobs...OR CAN IT? A perfect gift for the gridiron-obsessed, this Touchdown Pocket Football Male Masturbator combines every guy's two favorite sports into one very handy tool. When you're ready for...$76.50 -
CUM FACE
Play Wiv Me
$49.99LOADS OF FUN! Are you quick with the dick or do you choke on the stroke? Find out with CUM FACE, the wet and wild party game! With CUM FACE, you'll have to swallow your pride (and more) as you and your friends face off in a dramatic struggle of...$49.99 -
Penis Pasta
Spencer & Fleetwood
$12.00EAT A BOWL OF DICKS! Hungry for some peen cuisine? If you're looking for a grownup party dish - or just a 2am snack - this Penis Pasta is the perfect combination of tasty and tasteless. Top it off with your favorite cream sauce and BONE APPETIT! Penis...$12.00 -
Bigger or Smaller Penis Cards
Play Wiv Me
$17.00Party HARDER. Do most adult party games come off as a bit tedious? Limp? IMPOTENT? These well-hung Bigger or Smaller Penis Cards took the classic "Higher Or Lower" drinking game we all know and love...and put some meat on it! There's no complicated rules...$17.00 -
Huge Penis Ice Luge
Play Wiv Me
$49.99"Pour Me 8 Inches." You know what every party can use? DICKS AND BOOZE. That's why this Huge Penis Ice Luge is the centerpiece you need to class up the joint! Unlike traditional ice sculptures that simply look pretty, this one invites active...$49.99 -
Cake Eater Cupcake Flicker Vibe
Natalie's Toybox
$45.00Cakes Your Breath Away! Have you ever been tempted to lick the frosting off a cupcake? Well, this Cake Eater Cupcake Flicker Vibe will return the favor with a "hidden" talent. Just press this Tiny Treat's power button and let it press YOUR buttons with...$45.00 -
Naughty Bits Anal Gnome Plug
California Exotics
$26.00Go Big Or Go Gnome. Searching for your buried treasure? You gotta pay the troll toll with this Naughty Bits Anal Gnome Plug! Of course, Gnomes are better known as kitschy garden statues, but you won't find this one at Home Depot. This not-so-little puck...$26.00 -
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Unihorn Bean Blossom
Creative Conceptions
$50.00Because everyone needs love (and a Unicorn.) Never grew out of your Unicorn phase? Hey - We don't judge! In fact, we want you to lean into your "hornier" inclinations with this Unihorn Bean Blossom. With its relentless flicking, circling, and sucking...$50.00 -
Schag's Beer Can Strokers
Blush Toys
$39.99Take A Load Off! Looking for a unique gift for your favorite ale addict? Beer isn't everything, but it's pretty damn close! Brewed up just in time for the Holidays, these Schag's Beer Can Strokers look like every guy's favorite craft beverage on the...$39.99