Adult Gag Gifts
Adult Gag Gifts
Because Your Friends Aren’t Nearly Offended Enough.
Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go for it — earn a laugh or maybe a light misdemeanor in one glorious moment. Tabu carries the wildest, dirtiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t your friends will never unsee). Birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, office gift exchange— whatever the occasion, these adult novelties turn any gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and laugh-’til-you-snort energy. The only question is: can your friends handle it?
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Pigly Clitoral Vibrator
Camtoyz
$32.00Squeal Like You Mean It. This little piggy didn’t go to market. This little piggy came to party. Pigly is your pocket-sized barnyard menace — a tongue-shaped clitoral stimulator disguised as an innocent pink pig. Soft, body-safe silicone...$32.00 -
Dick Polish Masturbation Cream
Fuck Water Lubricants
$28.00Eat. Sleep. GOON. Repeat. Built for masturbation marathons. Dick Polish is what you buy for the unapologetic wanker in your life. This thick, oil-based stroking cream doesn’t just validate their love of masturbation — it literally...$28.00 -
#1 Dickhead Trophy
Shots Toys
$32.00SOME PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE RECOGNIZED.This is that recognition. Everyone keeps whining about participation trophies — and honestly? They’re right. More people should receive recognition for what they actually put into the world. Introducing...$32.00 -
Plushie The Emotional Support Dick™
Shots Toys
$30.00 - $56.00BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT THE DICK.Not the man. Not the attitude. Just the comfort. Meet the Plushie The Emotional Support Dick™ — a soft, smiling, aggressively harmless companion for people who want the vibe without the...$30.00 - $56.00 -
The Little Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give
Little Genie Games
$11.00"HERE'S YOUR FN COURTESY NOTICE"Proceed accordingly. Introducing the Little Jar of Fucks I Have To Give — not a joke, not a suggestion, but a visible reminder that your capacity for nonsense is finite. This jar exists for the people who keep...$11.00 -
Jumping Boobies
Hott Products
$9.99WIND IT UP. WATCH THEM JIGGLE.Low effort. High bounce. Zero regrets. Why? Because BOOBS, that's why. Meet the Jumping Boobies — a classic wind-up gag gift built on one simple idea: if something wildly inappropriate starts hopping around on tiny...$9.99 -
Pecker Beer Can Topper
Hott Products
$7.99TURN ANY BEER INTO A PENIS.Because apparently that’s the kind of progress we’re making as a society. Meet the Pecker Beer Can Topper - a cocky device that snaps onto the top of nearly any beer can and instantly transforms your drink into...$7.99 -
Macaweenie & Cheese
Hott Products
$11.99NEIGHBOR… HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU’VE HAD A BIG, THICK, STEAMING BOWL OF DICKS?Well neighbor — that’s too long. Introducing MacAweenie & Cheese: the product that made us stop, stare into the void, and genuinely ask...$11.99 -
Willy Warmer
Island Dogs
$11.99WHO APPROVED A CROCHETED DICK SOCK?What kind of smooth-brained chucklefuck finds this funny? Oh, right — you. Behold the Willy Warmer Crochet Peter Heater — proof that humanity has gone too far, and also not nearly far enough. It’s...$11.99 -
DADDY Fan
Wood Rocket
$21.00Bring the Heat, Daddy A fan with premium fatherly authority. Some people ask politely. DADDY gives instructions. This Wood Rocket DADDY Fan is made for the center of attention – the one who pays the tab, calls the shots, and makes sure nobody...$21.00 -
“Naughty Ducky” Waterproof Clitoral Vibrator
Blush Toys
$34.00Quack If You’re Naughty The world is on fire, taxes are due, politicians are yelling—and yet here you are buying a vibrating rubber duck. And honestly? Great choice. Meet the “Naughty Ducky” Waterproof Clitoral Vibrator: the...$34.00 -
Hungry Like The Wolf Furry Stroker
XR Brands
$97.00SLEEVE WITH THE FUR (WITH THE FUR) Shawty had them fluffy tail genes (genes)And A Sleeve with the fur (with the fur)The whole pack was lookin’ at her. Look, man, I know what you’re thinking.Yes, she’s got fur. Yes, she howls. Yes,...$97.00


