Adult Gag Gifts
Adult Gag Gifts
Because Your Friends Aren’t Nearly Offended Enough.
Wanna prank your favorite prude? Go for it — earn a laugh or maybe a light misdemeanor in one glorious moment. Tabu carries the wildest, dirtiest gag gifts around (AKA: outrageously funny sh*t your friends will never unsee). Birthdays, bachelorettes, breakups, office gift exchange— whatever the occasion, these adult novelties turn any gathering into a legendary mix of shock, awe, and laugh-’til-you-snort energy. The only question is: can your friends handle it?
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“Naughty Ducky” Waterproof Clitoral Vibrator
Blush Toys
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Hungry Like The Wolf Furry Stroker
XR Brands
$97.00SLEEVE WITH THE FUR (WITH THE FUR) Shawty had them fluffy tail genes (genes)And A Sleeve with the fur (with the fur)The whole pack was lookin’ at her. Look, man, I know what you’re thinking.Yes, she’s got fur. Yes, she howls. Yes,...$97.00 -
"Best Titties" Naughty Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00Your Anxiety Is Chronic, But Those Tits Are Iconic. Compliments that actually matter. When you care enough to send the very breast, this “Best Titties” Naughty Greeting Card delivers the affirmation everyone secretly wants. Equal parts...$5.00 -
Penis Shot Glasses
Shots Toys
$24.99Pour Decisions Await! Four dapper little dicks. One very questionable night. Whether you’re planning a bachelorette blowout or a classy little gathering with your favorite dickhead friends, cocktails are mandatory. Make sure everyone gets a stiff...$24.99 -
FUCK OFF Fan
Wood Rocket
$21.00Catch This Breeze… and This Message A fan for when subtlety has left the chat. There are many ways to express your feelings. This one is fast, efficient, and delightfully disrespectful. The Wood Rocket FUCK OFF Fan is your new go-to emotional...$21.00 -
"Cocaine And Hookers" Soy Wax Candle
Sleazy Greetings
$24.00Smells Like Poor Life Decisions. Want to celebrate two of the best things in life? Our "Cocaine And Hookers" Soy Wax Candle emits a fragrance that is irresistible to divorced dads. And, unlike the real thing, it's cheap, legal, and won't leave you...$24.00 -
NaughtyWrap Grey Sweatpants Wrapping Paper
KushKards
$15.00It’s Giving Dick Print. Because grey sweatpants changed the internet forever. Life can’t be all grey sweatpants… or can it? When your gift deserves just a little more visual encouragement, this NaughtyWrap Grey Sweatpants Wrapping...$15.00 -
GoodHead Birthday Blowjob Set
Doc Johnson
$24.00It’s Not Going to Suck Itself!The birthday gift he’ll actually remember. Forget the candles, cake, or cheer—this one’s for his lower sphere.A birthday treat he won’t forget:the GoodHead Birthday Blowjob Set! Inside the box:...$24.00 -
Penis Party Jello/Ice/Chocolate Tray
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$13.00Wiggle It, Just A Little Bit! Ahhh..Jello Shots, where childhood nostalgia meets questionable adult decision-making. With Get Lucky's Penis Party Jello/Ice/Chocolate Tray, you can add some Spring Break atmosphere to your boring grown-folks event! The...$13.00 -
Penis Party Candle
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$31.00It Ain’t a Party ’Til the Dick Gets Lit. Blow it out. Make a wish. Don’t overthink it. Birthday cakes deserve better than basic candles. Enter the Penis Party Candle — the final touch for adult celebrations that have absolutely...$31.00 -
Creature Cum Jizz Lubricant
XR Brands
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Good Eggplant Mini Card & Charm
Warm Human
$4.99SENDING BIG EGGPLANT ENERGY! Need a little more aubergine energy in your orbit? Consider this your sign. Is your pal missing out on her favorite recreational vegetable? Gift your bestie something zesty with the Good Eggplant Mini Card & Charm...$4.99
The Tabu Guide to Adult Gag Gifts (AKA: Your Party Ammo)
If your goal is to shock, delight, or emotionally destabilize your friend group, you’re in the right place. Tabu’s adult gag gifts are engineered for maximum chaos — the kind that turns birthdays, bachelorettes, white-elephant battles, office exchanges, and post-divorce celebrations into instant folklore.
Dirty coffee mugs. Outrageous candy. NSFW party favors. Tiny horrors you can slip into a stocking. Loud, unhinged novelties guaranteed to make someone laugh, blush, or question every decision that led them to this moment. Whatever the vibe, we’ve got a gift that will absolutely go “too far” in the best possible way.
Shopping for that friend?
The one who has everything except boundaries? Perfect. Grab something ridiculous and watch him try not to break character. Celebrating a newly single queen? Even better. Nothing fuels a rebirth era like a little shock-value self-care.
Whether you’re pranking a prude or corrupting the group chat, Tabu’s gag gifts deliver one promise:
No one leaves the party the same.
What exactly counts as an adult gag gift?
Anything funny, dirty, wildly inappropriate, or guaranteed to make someone choke-laugh in mixed company. Think raunchy novelties, NSFW party favors, cheeky mugs, offensive candy, and things you probably shouldn’t bring to your grandmother’s house. (Unless she’s cool.)
Are adult gag gifts good for white elephant parties?
Oh, absolutely. If your goal is to traumatize HR or create a gift-stealing frenzy that ends in alliances and betrayal, adult gag gifts are the move. Nothing derails corporate bonding like a filthy mug or anatomically questionable keychain.
What’s the best gag gift for someone who “has everything”?
Easy: something they wish they didn’t have. Our adult novelties are designed for the friend who’s impossible to shop for — the one who owns gadgets, tools, three espresso makers, emotional baggage, and zero boundaries.
Do you have gag gifts for bachelorettes or divorce parties?
Oh honey… do we ever. From sashes and games to tiny NSFW surprises, we’ve got the perfect “goodbye to the old life” or “let’s celebrate the chaos” gifts. Whether she’s getting married or getting free, we can help you make it memorable.
Looking for even more party ammo? Explore our full Bachelorette Gifts collection — it’s wild, sparkly, and absolutely not safe for your aunt who overshares on Facebook.
Are these gag gifts actually... useful?
Define “useful.” Do they light up a room? Yes. Start conversations? Yes. Make someone question their life choices? Also yes. That counts.
