Sex Gag Gifts
Trying to prank your favorite prude? Get a laugh or a restraining order — or both — right here at Tabutoys! Browse our incredible selection of sex gag gifts (AKA: REALLY FUNNY SH*T) and see if your people can take a joke. Whether you're looking for silly gifts for Birthdays, Anniversaries or, yes, even Divorce Parties, we've got the gags that will put the hilarious finishing touch on your next adult social gathering.
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Offensive Attitude Coffee Mugs
Island Dogs
$12.99Nothing is more fun than offending the RIGHT people! You don't take shit from anybody, and neither do these Offensive Attitude Coffee Mugs! Perfect for avoiding tedious office small talk, these mindfull mugs will get right to the point (and you...$12.99 -
Nude Female Playing Cards
Wood Rocket
$12.99All You Need Is A Good Hand! Ready for a visually stimulating game of poke-her? Whether you're boning up on your card skills alone or with a group of friends, Wood Rocket's Nude Female Playing Cards are sure to elevate your T & A game! This...$12.99 -
Lil' Boobie Pop Candy Sucker
Hott Products
$5.00The Perfect Mouthful! If you're a sucker for a perfectly round, pink-tipped tit, latch on to this Lil' Boobie Pop Candy Sucker and satisfy that oral fixation, Baby! This strawberry-flavored titty-pop also makes a great party favor for all kinds of adult...$5.00 -
Candy Pussy Licker
Hott Products
$3.99Lick It GOOD. Know someone who just loves to eat the pussy? Lucky you! Our Candy Pussy Licker will give them something sweet to suck on when they don't have access to the real thing. And, this strawberry flavored pussy pop not only tastes delicious -...$3.99 -
Edible Nipple Pasties
Kheper Games
$6.99Give Em' A Taste! Does your lover think your nipples look good enough to eat? You'll give them the sweetest suckers they ever tasted when you wear these Edible Nipple Pasties. Just lick and stick for the most SUCK-ulent set of knockers around! Available...$6.99 -
The Anal Sex Coloring Book
Wood Rocket
$12.99Taint' Life Grand? Introducing The Anal Sex Coloring Book. You could try one of those half-assed adult coloring books filled with hearts and flowers, butt fuck it! This 24-page anal opus is jam-packed with your favorite hobby: BUTT STUFF. And,...$12.99 -
Penis Gummies
Hott Products
MSRP: $7.15$6.99Go Eat A Box Of Dicks! If there's one thing that nobody can resist, it's gummies in the shape of just about anything..even itty-bitty dicks! If you disagree, we kindly invite you to pull these out at any party and see what happens. Even more fun than...MSRP: $7.15$6.99 -
Male Power Maitre D' Thong
Male Power
$19.00Dinner is Served. Black tie event? Slip on our Male Power Maitre D' Thong and serve up some gourmet hot buns and sausage your guests will never forget. With its button-front design and elegant tuxedo tails, you're sure to get a nice tip. One Size Fits...$19.00 -
Boobie Ice Cube 7" Tray - Pack of 2
Hott Products
$7.00"Make It A Double D." Wanna get tit-faced? Introducing the Boobie Ice Cube 7" Tray - Pack of 2. There's nothing like ice-cold titties to make an ordinary drink spectacular. Great Ice Breaker and Party Favor. Each tray makes 14 ice cubes. Features...$7.00 -
Gum Job Oral Sex Gummy Candy Teeth Covers
Hott Products
$6.99Got A Sweet Tooth? The occasional tooth slip can ruin even the most expert head queen's BJ game. That's why our Gum Job Oral Sex Gummy Candy Teeth Covers will ensure a sweet suck session for both partners. Designed to fit right over your teeth, these...$6.99 -
Penis Egg Fryer
Spencer & Fleetwood
$7.99Like your Eggs STIFF? Fry up a little fun and make breakfast the most eggsciting meal of the day with our Penis Egg Fryer. The non-stick design won't break yer' yolks! Penis Egg Fryer Key Features: Breakfast will never be the same – it’s the...$7.99 -
Super Fun Penis Candy
Candyprints
$4.99EAT A BAG OF DICKS! Everybody knows Candy Sprinkles make everything better, which makes our versatile and inexpensive Super Fun Penis Candy is a must-have. Sprinkle it on Penis Cakes, Table Settings, or throw a few in your party invitations! Each package...$4.99
Our sex gag gifts are all one of a kind and designed with the hopes that you’ll be able to successfully prank your buddies or at the very least, reign supreme at your next office gift exchange. These totally inappropriate sex toy gag gifts are just what the doctor ordered to lighten the mood and demand people stop taking things too seriously.
Browse our highly inappropriate selection of X-rated gag gifts and don’t be surprised when you find that we’ve taken it up a notch in naughtiness. Tabutoys carries suggestive candy, risque coffee mugs, NSFW birthday supplies, and much more. While we stock up on the classic sex gag gifts we all know and love, Tabutoys makes sure to keep an eye on industry trends, always adding to our stash when we find a particularly naughty and hilarious new product.
Need to buy something for the guy with everything? We’ve got your back at Tabutoys. See how he looks manning the grill in one of our hilarious kitchen aprons, or gauge his reaction to being the recipient of a sexy banana hammock!
Hanging out with a Newly-Divorced Diva? We love it. Send this babe strutting back into the glorious single life with a fun drinking game to take the edge off, a sassy sash to flaunt her newfound status, or a mood-elevating pinata, all available for the taking at Tabutoys.
Don’t worry. Tabutoys prioritizes fast and discreet shipping, so your last-minute party supplies and icebreakers will arrive at your door in no time! As always, please contact our friendly staff if you have questions, comments, or concerns!