Sex Gag Gifts
Trying to prank your favorite prude? Get a laugh or a restraining order — or both — right here at Tabutoys! Browse our incredible selection of sex gag gifts (AKA: REALLY FUNNY SH*T) and see if your people can take a joke. Whether you're looking for silly gifts for Birthdays, Anniversaries or, yes, even Divorce Parties, we've got the gags that will put the hilarious finishing touch on your next adult social gathering.
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Sexy Guys Playing Cards
Little Genie Games
$7.50Nice Deck! Need a good jack up your sleeve? When it comes to this Sexy Guys Playing Cards it's all about the size of your stack! Perfect for games of poke-her and one-handed Solitaire, this standard 52-card deck offers a variety of oiled-up...$7.50 -
Stress Breasts
Spencer & Fleetwood
$16.99Boobs: Nature's Antidepressants! Need to calm your tits? When it comes to stress relief, nothing releases the dopamine quite like a dope set of mammaries! A fast, convenient, and most importantly - LEGAL - way to get your squeeze on, these Stress Breasts...$16.99 -
What the Fuck: "I have Never" Card Game
Kheper Games
$9.99"THAT'S F*CKED UP!" Have you ever mooed at another human being, licked an armpit or thrown a chair out of anger? The night is young and the filthy fun has just begun with the What the Fuck: "I have Never" Card Game! Created for 3 or more players, What...$9.99 -
#Sexy Gift Bag
Little Genie Games
$4.99Shouldn't your gift bag should be as fun as what's going inside it? Our #Sexy Gift Bag is the perfect way to wrap up racy lingerie, sex toys and other X-Rated goodies. A quality bag that's bound to be reused, it's made of thick, sturdy cardstock paper...$4.99 -
Big Boobie Balloons
Hott Products
$9.99HAVE THE BREAST TIME EVER! Is there any situation that a bouncy set of boobs won't improve? Find out with these Big Boobie Balloons. Perfect for bachelor parties and all kinds of adult events, these inflatable fantasy jugs will add more boobitude to...$9.99 -
Big Boobie Beach Ball
Hott Products
$9.99IT'S THE TITS. What's always welcome at every party? BEWBZ!!!! Better than chips and queso, our Big Boobie Beach Ball is one party favor everyone will want to get their hands on. This VIT (very important titty) features a big, bouncy 2 foot diameter...$9.99 -
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Classic Porn Playing Cards
Wood Rocket
$12.99Add some GRINDHOUSE To Your Game. Do you ever yearn for those pre-internet days when fantasy fulfillment wasn't quite as fast as a pornhub search? Maybe it's the grainy film or those wacky plot twists, but there's just something...$12.99 -
Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons
Candyprints
$6.00How Low Can You Blow? Cheap, colorful and sarcastic - nothing creates an instant party atmosphere like these Happy Fucking Birthday Balloons. Perfect for spicing up basic birthdays and boring office parties, pair them with our matching Birthday Plates...$6.00 -
Jumping Pecker
Hott Products
$9.99"A gift real special, so take off the top. Take a look inside, it's a dick in a box!" What to get something special for that special someone? It aint' no diamond ring, it aint' no fancy car, and it aint' no house in the hills. It's our Jumping...$9.99 -
Male Power Squeaky Elephant Thong
Male Power
$18.00Got Junk in Your Trunk? Show it off with our Male Power Squeaky Elephant Thong! This squeezable, squeakable underwear is perfect icebreaker for white elephant parties (and adult petting zoos.) One Size Fits Most. Waist: 28"-40" Composition: 95%...$18.00 -
Sexy Male Ref G-String
Male Power
$19.00Like to call the shots? The referee's decision is FINAL so our Sexy Male Ref G-String features a convenient whistle when you need to call a time out. This hilarious striped g-string features a comfort-fit pouch, plush elastic waistband and a classic...$19.00 -
Unihorn Bean Blossom
Creative Conceptions
$50.00Because everyone needs love (and a Unicorn.) Never grew out of your Unicorn phase? Hey - We don't judge! In fact, we want you to lean into your "hornier" inclinations with this Unihorn Bean Blossom. With its relentless flicking, circling, and sucking...$50.00
Our sex gag gifts are all one of a kind and designed with the hopes that you’ll be able to successfully prank your buddies or at the very least, reign supreme at your next office gift exchange. These totally inappropriate sex toy gag gifts are just what the doctor ordered to lighten the mood and demand people stop taking things too seriously.
Browse our highly inappropriate selection of X-rated gag gifts and don’t be surprised when you find that we’ve taken it up a notch in naughtiness. Tabutoys carries suggestive candy, risque coffee mugs, NSFW birthday supplies, and much more. While we stock up on the classic sex gag gifts we all know and love, Tabutoys makes sure to keep an eye on industry trends, always adding to our stash when we find a particularly naughty and hilarious new product.
Need to buy something for the guy with everything? We’ve got your back at Tabutoys. See how he looks manning the grill in one of our hilarious kitchen aprons, or gauge his reaction to being the recipient of a sexy banana hammock!
Hanging out with a Newly-Divorced Diva? We love it. Send this babe strutting back into the glorious single life with a fun drinking game to take the edge off, a sassy sash to flaunt her newfound status, or a mood-elevating pinata, all available for the taking at Tabutoys.
Don’t worry. Tabutoys prioritizes fast and discreet shipping, so your last-minute party supplies and icebreakers will arrive at your door in no time! As always, please contact our friendly staff if you have questions, comments, or concerns!