Sex Gag Gifts
Trying to prank your favorite prude? Get a laugh or a restraining order — or both — right here at Tabutoys! Browse our incredible selection of sex gag gifts (AKA: REALLY FUNNY SH*T) and see if your people can take a joke. Whether you're looking for silly gifts for Birthdays, Anniversaries or, yes, even Divorce Parties, we've got the gags that will put the hilarious finishing touch on your next adult social gathering.
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Happy Fucking Birthday Ribbon
Candyprints
$6.00"It's A Celebration, Bitches!" Does your birthday brat act like they deserve a participation trophy for surviving another calendar year? This Happy Fucking Birthday Ribbon is inappropriately hilarious and so much more fun than a boring birthday...$6.00 -
Happy Steak & BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00Yum, Yum, Come Get Some! Like it RAW? This Happy Steak & BJ Day Naughty Greeting Card is a tasty invitation to 2 of the best things in life! This super-seggsy greeting card is blank so you can write all the juicy details on the inside. Just...$5.00 -
Heavenly Humpback Finger Vibe
Natalie's Toybox
$40.00Whale Hello There! Can we tail you something? This Heavenly Humpback Finger Vibe has got a license to KRILL! Perfect for novice toy users, Humpback’s unmistakable whale shape slips right over your finger for right-on-the-spot clitoral stimulation...$40.00 -
Huge Penis Ice Luge
Play Wiv Me
$49.99"Pour Me 8 Inches." You know what every party can use? DICKS AND BOOZE. That's why this Huge Penis Ice Luge is the centerpiece you need to class up the joint! Unlike traditional ice sculptures that simply look pretty, this one invites active...$49.99 -
Magic Wand Lapel Pin
Wood Rocket
$10.99#TEAMHITACHI Has your Hitachi Magic Wand surpassed mere vibrator status and entered into significant-other territory? You're not alone. Join the club and wear your preferred orgasm-provider on your sleeve with our Magic Wand Lapel Pin from Wood...$10.99 -
Male Power Tuxedo Boxers
Male Power
$19.00No Reservations! Need to undress for the occasion? You're a debonaire man of mystery in these stylish Male Power Tuxedo Boxers! This comfortable boxer is at your service with a tuxedo-style front panel, decorative faux-buttons, and a satin bow...$19.00 -
Men's Kinky Sex Toy Socks
Shots Toys
$11.99Rock Out With Your Socks Out. Think funny socks are just for normies? Just hear us out - Printed with an assortment of deviant sexual paraphernalia, these Men's Kinky Sex Toy Socks are a total menace to propriety! And, Shot's sexy socks are a seriously...$11.99 -
NaughtyVibes Greeting Card & Mini Bullet Gift Set
KushKards
$18.99A Climax In Every Card Does your stressed-out friend or lover need a vibe check? This NaughtyVibes Greeting Card & Mini Bullet Gift Set is so much better than a bubble bath! Designed for sexy self-care, this gift will deliver a sweet message and even...$18.99 -
NaughtyWrap Doobies & Boobies Wrapping Paper
KushKards
$15.00Thanks For The Mammaries. Want to roll up the perfect present for your breast buddies? There's nothing better than some good dank and some Tig Ol' Bitties, making this NaughtyWrap Doobies & Boobies Wrapping Paper a guaranteed HIT! Covered with a...$15.00 -
NaughtyWrap Eggplant Emoji Wrapping Paper
KushKards
$15.00U UP? If you want to impress a potential bae, you better to bone-up your gifting game. Give them the shaft with our NaughtyWrap Eggplant Emoji Wrapping Paper! Covered with the classic emoji, this quality paper cover your present in sassy sexting energy...$15.00 -
NaughtyWrap Squirt Alert Wrapping Paper
KushKards
$15.00MAKE A SPLASH! If your squirt queen lives life by the LITER, she's going to gush over this NaughtyWrap Squirt Alert Wrapping Paper. Perfect for X-Rated gifting, this G-Centric gift wrap celebrates every girl's favorite bedroom party trick. (AKA -...$15.00 -
Penis Plates - Pack of 8
Candyprints
$6.00We've got a Full Plate..OF DICKS! Turn your All-Girl Event into a real sausage party with our Penis Plates - Pack of 8. Big, small, short or thick, these plates serve up all kinds of dicks. Serve them up at your next event and your party guests are sure...$6.00
Our sex gag gifts are all one of a kind and designed with the hopes that you’ll be able to successfully prank your buddies or at the very least, reign supreme at your next office gift exchange. These totally inappropriate sex toy gag gifts are just what the doctor ordered to lighten the mood and demand people stop taking things too seriously.
Browse our highly inappropriate selection of X-rated gag gifts and don’t be surprised when you find that we’ve taken it up a notch in naughtiness. Tabutoys carries suggestive candy, risque coffee mugs, NSFW birthday supplies, and much more. While we stock up on the classic sex gag gifts we all know and love, Tabutoys makes sure to keep an eye on industry trends, always adding to our stash when we find a particularly naughty and hilarious new product.
Need to buy something for the guy with everything? We’ve got your back at Tabutoys. See how he looks manning the grill in one of our hilarious kitchen aprons, or gauge his reaction to being the recipient of a sexy banana hammock!
Hanging out with a Newly-Divorced Diva? We love it. Send this babe strutting back into the glorious single life with a fun drinking game to take the edge off, a sassy sash to flaunt her newfound status, or a mood-elevating pinata, all available for the taking at Tabutoys.
Don’t worry. Tabutoys prioritizes fast and discreet shipping, so your last-minute party supplies and icebreakers will arrive at your door in no time! As always, please contact our friendly staff if you have questions, comments, or concerns!