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  • Jumping Pecker Wind-Up Toy Jumping Penis Gag Gift

    Jumping Pecker

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    $9.99
    "A gift real special, so take off the top. Take a look inside, it's a dick in a box!" What to get something special for that special someone? It aint' no diamond ring, it aint' no fancy car, and it...
    $9.99
  • Flavored Ass Sucker Candy Candy Ass Booty Pop - Edible Gag Gifts

    Candy Ass Booty Pop

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    $5.99
    You Are Butt You Eat! May we ass you a question? Do you like sweet butts and you just can't lie? Well, this Candy Ass Booty Pop is treat you'll really get behind. These bite-sized suckers come in two...
    $5.99
  • Big Boobie Balloons

    Big Boobie Balloons

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    $9.99
    HAVE THE BREAST TIME EVER! Is there any situation that a bouncy set of boobs won't improve? Find out with these Big Boobie Balloons. Perfect for bachelor parties and all kinds of adult events,...
    $9.99
  • Light-Up Pecker Shot Glass Necklace Light-Up Pecker Shot Glass Necklace

    Light-Up Pecker Shot Glass Necklace

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    $10.00
    Bottom's Up! What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding Cake, so she might as well start drinking now with this Light-Up Pecker Shot Glass Necklace! This clear plastic jigger comes with...
    $10.00
  • Mother Sucker Rechargeable Penis Pump Automatic penis pump

    Mother Sucker Rechargeable Penis Pump

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    $119.99
    SUCKS LIKE A MOTHER. We can all agree that taxes, rush hour, and dental appointments suck. But you know what REALLY sucks? Performance issues. If you'd go to extraordinary lengths for extraordinary...
    $119.99
  • Rainbow Pussy Pop Candy Sucker

    Rainbow Pussy Pop

    Hott Products

    $4.50
    All You Ladies Pop Yo' Pussy like THIS! Love to lick that sweet stuff? Our Rainbow Pussy Pop makes a sweeter party favor for your Lesbian Bridal Shower or Bachelorette Party. (Best served with Khia's...
    $4.50
  • Pride Rainbow Dicky Chug Sports Bottle

    Pride Rainbow Dicky Chug Sports Bottle

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    $11.99
    Feeling Thirsty? We've seen your insta page, and Girl, you are looking PARCHED. Water is an essential component of your diet, and this Pride Rainbow Dicky Chug Sports Bottle is great reminder to...
    $11.99
  • Rainbow Pecker Party Candle - 7 Inches Giant Pecker Candle - Rainbow Stripes

    Rainbow Pecker Party Candle

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    $15.99
    Burn, Baby, Burn! Need to light up the party atmosphere? Bathe in the happy (dare we say GAY) glow of our Rainbow Pecker Party Candle. This well-hung candle makes a colorful centerpiece for Brunches,...
    $15.99
  • Light Up Rainbow Pride Pecker Shot Glass

    Light Up Rainbow Pride Pecker Shot Glass

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    $8.00
    Down the hatch! Elegance is so overrated. Raise your glass to being crass with our Light Up Rainbow Pride Pecker Shot Glass! Adorned with vibrant rainbow stripes and a tiny flashing cock, this little...
    $8.00