Naughty Stocking Stuffers
Naughty Stocking Stuffers
Let’s be honest: most stocking stuffers are filler. These aren’t. This Holiday collection is packed with little luxuries, spicy surprises, and TSA-sized pleasures that fit in a stocking but deliver far more than their size suggests.
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Vella Women's Pre-Play Pleasure Serum
Vella Bioscience
$20.00 - $65.00Equal Opportunity Arousal For most of modern history, female pleasure has been treated like a rumor. The clitoris wasn’t even fully mapped until 1998 — by, you guessed it, a woman. But now the tables are turning, and science is finally...$20.00 - $65.00 -
Pjur Woman Lust Stimulating Gel
Pjur
$29.99 - $30.99Your Shortcut To Amazing Orgasms Thanks to almost 10,000 clitoral nerve endings, the average woman needs at least 20 minutes of proper foreplay to have that volcanic climax. Designed to activate those key pleasure receptors, Pjur Woman Lust Stimulating...$29.99 - $30.99 -
Satisfyer Masturbator Eggs
Satisfyer
$7.95READY AT A MOMENT’S NOTICE Why do Satisfyer Masturbator Eggs feel so damn good? Because they just got LAID… (cue rimshot). Small, sporty, and made for one-time use, these pocket-sized strokers let you crack open a quickie anywhere, anytime...$7.95 -
Sexy A.F. Adult Couple’s Dice
Wood Rocket
$9.99Dice, Dice, Baby Who needs imagination? Welcome to the Sexy A.F. Adult Couple’s Dice: a game so lazy even your browser history judges it. Seriously—two dice, a handful of dirty words, and somehow people pay for this. But hey, if it gets...$9.99 -
Ostrich Feather Fantasy Tickler
Sportsheets
$16.00Let The Feather-Fuelled Fun Begin! Feathers have been seduction tools since forever, and this one is unapologetically dramatic about it. The Ostrich Feather Fantasy Tickler delivers that slow-burn, sensual torment your skin can’t refuse — all...$16.00 -
Couple's Pleasure Feather Tickler
Sportsheets
$12.00Soft touch. Slow tease. Feathers: the original seduction tool. Before vibrators, before lingerie, before your last questionable situationship — people were out here getting wrecked by light, teasing touch. That delicious full-body shiver?...$12.00 -
Chasing Memories Bucket List Scratch-Off Game
Love To Love
$24.00Let’s Get Experiential (Without the Vision Board Energy). It’s date night. You’ve already scrolled through five streaming services and ordered the same takeout again. Time to shake it up with the Chasing Memories Bucket List Scratch-Off...$24.00 -
Extreme Personal Questions For Lovers Card Game
Kheper Games
$14.99Honesty Is Definitely Sexy Ever wish you could spill your wildest thoughts to your partner without sounding like a complete maniac? Enter the Extreme Personal Questions for Lovers Card Game — the perfect way to tease, tease, and maybe shock each...$14.99 -
Blush Temptasia Fox Candle
Blush Toys
$15.00Cute Little Fox, Seriously Hot Intentions. The Blush Temptasia Fox Candle looks sweet on the nightstand, but it was absolutely not made for mood lighting alone. This mischievous little fox is a low-melting-point wax candle designed for beginners who want...$15.00 -
JO Classic Tri-Me Triple Pack Gift Set
JO
$29.99Three Ways to Touch, Taste, and Tease. The perfect sampler for date nights, weekends away, or just because. Meet the JO Classic Tri-Me Triple Pack Gift Set: a travel-ready trio that lets you test-drive three of JO’s best-loved formulas in one cute...$29.99 -
Swiss Navy's Holiday Fun Pack
SWISS NAVY
$20.00Slide Into The Holiday Season It’s that time of year again—holiday shopping is in full swing, and we know how overwhelming it can be to choose the perfect gift. But here's a slick idea your partner might not expect: Swiss Navy's Holiday...$20.00
Confessions from the Bottom of the Stocking
You know what doesn’t belong in a stocking? A stress ball shaped like Santa, novelty socks, and whatever panic-buy you grabbed at Target on December 23rd.
You know what does belong in a stocking? Tiny bottles of glide, pocket-sized pleasures, flavored treats, and things that make Christmas morning feel less “Norman Rockwell” and more “funny you should ask, Mom.”
Be festive. Be generous. Be slightly unhinged. That’s the spirit.
Whether you're reigniting a spark, leveling up your play, or creating a whole new shared fantasy, these gifts give you the tools—and the permission—to explore together.
Discreet Packaging & Privacy
Your Secret’s Safe, Babe.
Every order from Tabu ships in a plain, unmarked box with zero adult wording, logos, or branding—because your mail carrier doesn’t need to know a thing about your holiday mischief. Billing is discreet, packaging is quiet, and delivery is fast. Your pleasure stays private, always.