Sex Toys
Sex Toys
Because Life’s Too Short for Mediocre Orgasms.
Honestly, life without sex toys? Couldn’t be us. Vibes? Check. Dildos? Check. Plugs that make your toes curl? Oh, honey, double check. Everyone deserves a stash of buzz-worthy, bed-shaking, climax-making gadgets. At Tabutoys, we’re here for whatever freak flag you wanna fly—stocked with the best brands + toys that practically beg to be played with. Go on, treat yourself.
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Lucas Frost Ultraskyn 7" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Doc Johnson
$72.99STAY FROSTED! Want to earn your Fan Card? Here's the ultimate collector's item for the Frost Fanatic: The Lucas Frost Ultraskyn 7" Vac-U-Lock Cock! Compared to porn's most massive members, Lucas's dick will never be classified as "huge" but his fans can...$72.99 -
Chad White Ultraskyn 8.5" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Doc Johnson
$79.99#TEAMCHAD Is Chad White the most normal guy in porn? With his All American appeal and athletic build, he looks like the typical guy next door. That is, with the exception of that big, thick, not-so-average DICK and the beautiful things he does with it!...$79.99 -
Quinton James Ultraskyn 8" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Doc Johnson
$79.99Bit Large, Innit? Known for his British charm, beautiful blue eyes, and an 8 inch chopper, Quinton James is one of the UK's hottest exports. If you fancy a bit of the old "in and out" with this multitalented adult star, we've got the next best thing: The...$79.99 -
Ricky Johnson Ultraskyn 10" Vac-U-Lock Cock
Doc Johnson
$79.99Oh Ricky, You're So Fine. Want to play the L-O-N-G game? Take a deep breath before you get hung up on this Ricky Johnson Ultraskyn 10" Vac-U-Lock Cock. Molded directly from this pretty boy's prolific pole, you might just black out! But don't be...$79.99 -
Pretty Love Secret Clamshell Wearable Remote Vibe
Pretty Love
$46.00SHELL YES. Craving A New Adventure? Our Pretty Love Secret Clamshell Wearable Remote Vibe is an undercover lover designed to accompany you when you explore the night, travel, or your partner! Compact in size but big in power, this couples-friendly...$46.00 -
Nicola Sucking Rabbit
Pretty Love
$84.00REALLY SUCKING GOOD You can't please everyone, but Pretty Love's Nicola Sucking Rabbit comes awfully close. Do you prefer Internal or External stimulation? G-Spot Play or Oral Sex? If you circled "all of the above", this Dual-Motor Diva has you covered...$84.00 -
Anal Fantasy Collection Mega Insta Gaper
Pipedream
$35.00GAPES OF WRATH! Proper anal stretching takes time and patience, but for those of you Animals who have neither time nor patience, we offer the Anal Fantasy Collection Mega Insta Gaper. Like Hell's very own Bloomin' Onion, this expandable dilator's...$35.00 -
ElectraStim Intimidator Extreme XL Electro Butt Plug
ElectraStim
$240.00MADE YOU LOOK! Even the most experienced big toy fans will have to admit, this ElectraStim Intimidator Extreme XL Electro Butt Plug is one helluva shocker. Just forget everything you've tried before, once you feel the spine-tingling power of 2 pounds of...$240.00 -
Creature Cocks Dragon Hatch Silicone Egg
XR Brands
$99.00FEEL THE MAGIC Like to play with Dragons (without the 3rd degree burns?) Here's something that will satisfy your inter-species breeding kink: The Creature Cocks Dragon Hatch Silicone Egg! Designed for advanced players only, this massive silicone toy has...$99.00 -
Creature Cocks Centaur Squirting Dildo
XR Brands
$89.00TWO WORDS: HORSE CUM Neigh-sayers, step aside—because this Creature Cocks Centaur Squirting Dildo is hung and ready to plow your pasture. This horse penis features the equine length and width you crave, plus the kind of cum-gushing action that...$89.00 -
Creature Cocks Venom Dildo
XR Brands
$99.00100% Nightmare Fuel! Searching for a sexy symbiote? Watch out, this Creature Cocks Venom Dildo has toxic cock syndrome! Made for experienced fanboys and fangirls, this deadly dildo's superhuman size and distinctive black and white design make it a real...$99.00 -
Creature Cocks Titan Tentacle 22" Octocock
XR Brands
$87.00The Terror From The Deep! Got a craving for calamari? Summon forth the Creature Cocks Titan Tentacle 22" Octocock—a Lovecraftian love stick straight from the briny abyss. Why wrestle a real squid when you can skip straight to the good part:...$87.00