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Sexy Gifts

Sexy Gifts

Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.

They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.

  • ULTRA-POWER Magic Wand Waterproof HV-360 waterproof magic wand

    ULTRA-POWER Magic Wand Waterproof HV-360

    Vibratex

    $225.00
    TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING FEELS GREAT.The most powerful Magic Wand ever made. Yes, really. Looking for the hardest-hitting Magic Wand® ever created? Meet the ULTRA-POWER Magic Wand Waterproof HV-360—a full-throttle upgrade built for people who...
    $225.00
  • "Best Titties" Naughty Greeting Card

    "Best Titties" Naughty Greeting Card

    KushKards

    $5.00
    Your Anxiety Is Chronic, But Those Tits Are Iconic. Compliments that actually matter. When you care enough to send the very breast, this “Best Titties” Naughty Greeting Card delivers the affirmation everyone secretly wants. Equal parts...
    $5.00
  • Clear Penis Shot Glasses

    Penis Shot Glasses

    Shots Toys

    $24.99
    Pour Decisions Await! Four dapper little dicks. One very questionable night. Whether you’re planning a bachelorette blowout or a classy little gathering with your favorite dickhead friends, cocktails are mandatory. Make sure everyone gets a stiff...
    $24.99
  • FUCK OFF fan

    FUCK OFF Fan

    Wood Rocket

    $21.00
    Catch This Breeze… and This Message A fan for when subtlety has left the chat. There are many ways to express your feelings. This one is fast, efficient, and delightfully disrespectful. The Wood Rocket FUCK OFF Fan is your new go-to emotional...
    $21.00
  • "No Matter Where" Adjustable Restraint System "No Matter Where" Adjustable Restraint System

    "No Matter Where" Adjustable Restraint System

    Sportsheets

    $87.00
    From the Bedframe to the Baggage Claim… Your kinks deserve more than four walls and a red room budget. Enter the Sportsheets “No Matter Where” Adjustable Restraint System—the portable bondage kit that turns any surface into your...
    $87.00
  • B-Vibe Beginner's Strap-On Harness Set - red The best all-in-one strap-on kit for beginners

    B-Vibe Beginner's Strap-On Harness Set

    B-Vibe Toys

    $50.00 - $60.00
    Bending Over Just Got EasierFlip the script. Keep the fun. Want to learn how to work an external hard drive? This B-Vibe Beginner’s Strap-On Harness Set is one of the best pegging kits out there for the price — and not just because it looks...
    $50.00 - $60.00
  • Hyper Thrusting and Vibrating Anal Plug with C-Ring JOCK Thrusting Plug With Cockring

    JOCK Thrusting Plug With Cock Ring

    XR Brands

    $69.00
    Taint' Life Grand? No guy's toy collection is complete without a prostate massager, but this JOCK Thrusting Plug With Cock Ring is something special: A thrusting probe and perineum vibrator attached to a boner-boosting erection band! Use the...
    $69.00
  • We-Vibe's 15 Year Anniversary Kit - Black We-Vibe Tango X and Sync 2 - Black

    We-Vibe's 15 Year Anniversary Kit

    We-Vibe

    $199.00
    Couple’s Therapy, But Make It Fun. Why settle for just foreplay when you can have floorplay? Great sex isn’t a solo mission—it’s a team sport, and We-Vibe’s 15 Year Anniversary Kit is the ultimate cheat code for unlocking...
    $199.00
  • NaughtyWrap Grey Sweatpants Wrapping Paper

    NaughtyWrap Grey Sweatpants Wrapping Paper

    KushKards

    $15.00
    It’s Giving Dick Print. Because grey sweatpants changed the internet forever. Life can’t be all grey sweatpants… or can it? When your gift deserves just a little more visual encouragement, this NaughtyWrap Grey Sweatpants Wrapping...
    $15.00
  • GoodHead Birthday Blowjob Set - Funny Gifts Helping Head Mini Stroker

    GoodHead Birthday Blowjob Set

    Doc Johnson

    $24.00
    It’s Not Going to Suck Itself!The birthday gift he’ll actually remember. Forget the candles, cake, or cheer—this one’s for his lower sphere.A birthday treat he won’t forget:the GoodHead Birthday Blowjob Set! Inside the box:...
    $24.00
  • Hustler's 50th Anniversary Nude Playing Cards Hustler's 50th Anniversary Nude Playing Cards

    Hustler's 50th Anniversary Nude Playing Cards

    Kheper Games

    $10.99
    50 Years of Naked Ambition. Consider this a collector’s item for the connoisseur of smut. Hustler’s 50th Anniversary Nude Playing Cards celebrate five decades of scandal, seduction, and seriously stunning women. From the golden age of print...
    $10.99
  • Chasing Memories Bucket List Scratch-Off Game sexy scratch-off game for adults

    Chasing Memories Bucket List Scratch-Off Game

    Love To Love

    $24.00
    Let’s Get Experiential (Without the Vision Board Energy). It’s date night. You’ve already scrolled through five streaming services and ordered the same takeout again. Time to shake it up with the Chasing Memories Bucket List Scratch-Off...
    $24.00