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Sexy Gifts

Sexy Gifts

Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.

They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.

  • "Best Titties" Naughty Greeting Card
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    "Best Titties" Naughty Greeting Card

    KushKards

    $5.00
    Your anxiety is chronic, but those tits are iconic! When You Care Enough to Send the Very Breast, this "Best Titties" Naughty Greeting Card will let them know what they're packing! Perfect for lovers or friends with benefits -  (AKA BOOBS!) - this...
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  • Clear Penis Shot Glasses
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    Penis Shot Glasses

    Shots Toys

    $24.99
    Pour Decisions Await! Whether you're planning a bachelorette bash or a casual get-together with dickhead friends, cocktails are a must. Make sure your party guests will always get a stiff one with these Penis Shot Glasses! Appropriate for white-tie...
    $24.99
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  • FUCK OFF fan
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    FUCK OFF Fan

    Wood Rocket

    $21.00
    "I’m going to fuck off now. I think you should, too." You can take the high road, but we prefer to bring the drama with this FUCK OFF Fan. Perfect for Divorce proceedings, HR meetings, and the DMV, this deliciously petty accessory will flip em' off...
    $21.00
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  • "Cocaine And Hookers" Soy Wax Candle "Cocaine And Hookers" Soy Wax Candle
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    "Cocaine And Hookers" Soy Wax Candle

    Sleazy Greetings

    $23.99
    Smells Like Poor Life Decisions. Want to celebrate two of the best things in life? Our "Cocaine And Hookers" Soy Wax Candle emits a fragrance that is irresistible to divorced dads. And, unlike the real thing, it's cheap, legal, and won't leave you...
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  • B-Vibe Beginner's Strap-On Harness Set - red The best all-in-one strap-on kit for beginners
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    B-Vibe Beginner's Strap-On Harness Set

    B-Vibe Toys

    $49.99
    Bending over just got easier. Want to learn how to work an external hard-drive? Hands down, this B-Vibe Beginner's Strap-On Harness Set is one of the best pegging kits on the market at its price-point! Starting off the set is an adjustable neoprene...
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  • We-Vibe's 15 Year Anniversary Kit - Black We-Vibe Tango X and Sync 2 - Black
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    We-Vibe's 15 Year Anniversary Kit

    We-Vibe

    $199.00
    Couple’s Therapy, But Make It Fun. Why settle for just foreplay when you can have floorplay? Great sex isn’t a solo mission—it’s a team sport, and We-Vibe’s 15 Year Anniversary Kit is the ultimate cheat code for unlocking...
    $199.00
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  • NaughtyWrap Grey Sweatpants Wrapping Paper
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    NaughtyWrap Grey Sweatpants Wrapping Paper

    KushKards

    $15.00
    IT'S GIVING DICK PRINT. Life can't be all grey sweatpants...OR CAN IT? Perfect for celebrating some of the best things in life, this quality NaughtyWrap Grey Sweatpants Wrapping Paper has your naughty gifts covered - but just barely! Featuring...
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  • GoodHead Birthday Blowjob Set - Funny Gifts Helping Head Mini Stroker
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    GoodHead Birthday Blowjob Set

    Doc Johnson

    $24.00
    It’s Not Going to Suck Itself!The birthday gift he’ll actually remember. Forget the candles, cake, or cheer—this one’s for his lower sphere.A birthday treat he won’t forget:the GoodHead Birthday Blowjob Set! Inside the box:...
    $24.00
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  • 60SX AMP Travel Bullet Vibrator - Orange, Purple, Black Nu Sensuelle 60SX AMP Bullet - Orange
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    60SX AMP Travel Bullet

    Nu Sensuelle

    $89.99
    Your Perfect Everyday Carry! Meet the multitasker of your dreams — the Nu Sensuelle 60SX AMP Travel Bullet. She’s tiny, mighty, and ready to turn any moment (hotel room, shower, midlife crisis) into a full-blown vibe session. Think of her as...
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  • Chasing Memories Bucket List Scratch-Off Game sexy scratch-off game for adults
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    Chasing Memories Bucket List Scratch-Off Game

    Love To Love

    $24.00
    Let’s Get Experiential (Without the Vision Board Energy). It’s date night. You’ve already scrolled through five streaming services and ordered the same takeout again. Time to shake it up with the Chasing Memories Bucket List Scratch-Off...
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  • Penis Party Jello/Ice/Chocolate Tray silicone pecker mold kit
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    Penis Party Jello/Ice/Chocolate Tray

    THANK ME NOW

    $13.00
    Wiggle It, Just A Little Bit! Ahhh..Jello Shots, where childhood nostalgia meets questionable adult decision making. With get Lucky's Penis Party Jello/Ice/Chocolate Tray, you can add some Spring Break atmosphere to your boring grown-folks event! The...
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  • Penis Party Candle
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    Penis Party Candle

    THANK ME NOW

    $31.00
    It Aint' A Party Til' The Dick Gets LIT. Perfect for lighting up birthday cakes, bachelorette parties or any adult celebration, this Penis Party Candle will give wishes to all your best bitches! As the old song says, "When you wish upon a dong,...
    $31.00
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