Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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#1 Dickhead Trophy
Shots Toys
$32.00SOME PEOPLE DESERVE TO BE RECOGNIZED.This is that recognition. Everyone keeps whining about participation trophies — and honestly? They’re right. More people should receive recognition for what they...$32.00 -
Plushie The Emotional Support Dick™
Shots Toys
$30.00 - $56.00BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANT THE DICK.Not the man. Not the attitude. Just the comfort. Meet the Plushie The Emotional Support Dick™ — a soft, smiling, aggressively harmless companion for people...$30.00 - $56.00 -
The Little Jar Of Fucks I Have To Give
Little Genie Games
$11.00"HERE'S YOUR FN COURTESY NOTICE"Proceed accordingly. Introducing the Little Jar of Fucks I Have To Give — not a joke, not a suggestion, but a visible reminder that your capacity for nonsense is...$11.00 -
Jumping Boobies
Hott Products
$9.99WIND IT UP. WATCH THEM JIGGLE.Low effort. High bounce. Zero regrets. Why? Because BOOBS, that's why. Meet the Jumping Boobies — a classic wind-up gag gift built on one simple idea: if something...$9.99 -
Pecker Beer Can Topper
Hott Products
$7.99TURN ANY BEER INTO A PENIS.Because apparently that’s the kind of progress we’re making as a society. Meet the Pecker Beer Can Topper - a cocky device that snaps onto the top of nearly any beer can...$7.99 -
Macaweenie & Cheese
Hott Products
$11.99NEIGHBOR… HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE YOU’VE HAD A BIG, THICK, STEAMING BOWL OF DICKS?Well neighbor — that’s too long. Introducing MacAweenie & Cheese: the product that made us stop, stare into the...$11.99 -
Willy Warmer
Island Dogs
$11.99WHO APPROVED A CROCHETED DICK SOCK?What kind of smooth-brained chucklefuck finds this funny? Oh, right — you. Behold the Willy Warmer Crochet Peter Heater — proof that humanity has gone too far, and...$11.99 -
“Naughty Ducky” Waterproof Clitoral Vibrator
Blush Toys
$34.00Quack If You’re Naughty The world is on fire, taxes are due, politicians are yelling—and yet here you are buying a vibrating rubber duck. And honestly? Great choice. Meet the “Naughty Ducky”...$34.00 -
ZALO Unicorn Set
zalo
$169.00For the Woman Who Deserves Beautiful ThingsA refined three-piece collection where sculpted form meets indulgent function. Some pieces aren’t just toys — they’re treasures. The ZALO Unicorn Set is an...$169.00 -
Kama Sutra Sex Magnet Gift Collection
Kama Sutra
$52.99A Sensual Gift Tin for One Unforgettable Night Massage candle, warm body oil, and roll-on fragrance in three mood-setting scents. Slip this elegant little tin into someone’s hands and watch the whole...$52.99 -
Arcwave Zing Vibrating Stroker
Arcwave
$169.00The stroker that finally gets it right. Rumbly dual motors, seamless silicone, and the kind of finish you don’t have to fake. The Arcwave Zing is engineered for men who want premium pleasure without...$169.00 -
Womanizer NEXT DUO
Womanizer
$249.00Your blended orgasms just got a plot twist. 3D Pleasure Air meets deep internal vibration for full-body, lights-out finales. The Womanizer NEXT Duo is a dual-action stimulator that combines...$249.00
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.