Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Laugh Together: The Couple’s Game
Why Don't We
$24.00Say Goodbye to Boring Date Nights! Sure, anyone can have sex—but the real connection comes from laughing with and AT each other first. Enter Laugh Together: The Couple’s Game—180 cards of Talent, Trivia, and Totally Ridiculous...$24.00 -
Amore Rechargeable Pleasure Vibe
VeDO Toys
$49.99When the vibes are so sweetThat she falls off her seat — that’s AMORÉ!When this toy hits her clit,And she gasps just a bit — that’s AMORÉ! Before we break into a third chorus, let us introduce the real star of...$49.99 -
Lovense FERRI Remote Control Panty Vibe
Lovense
$125.00Tech, Meet Thong. Ready to pair up your undies with something fun? Introducing the Lovense FERRI Remote Control Panty Vibe - the tiny yet mighty toy that snaps into your underwear like it was born to be there (thanks, magnets). Forget clunky...$125.00 -
Luxus Couple's Set
Kiiroo Teledildonics
$150.00For Couples Who Like to Push Each Other’s Buttons… Literally. So you’re ready to spice up partnered play. (Cue dramatic music: Now what?!) If you haven’t dipped your toes—or, ahem, anything else—into the world of...$150.00 -
"Best Titties" Naughty Greeting Card
KushKards
$5.00Your anxiety is chronic, but those tits are iconic! When You Care Enough to Send the Very Breast, this "Best Titties" Naughty Greeting Card will let them know what they're packing! Perfect for lovers or friends with benefits - (AKA BOOBS!) - this...$5.00 -
Penis Shot Glasses
Shots Toys
$24.99Pour Decisions Await! Whether you're planning a bachelorette bash or a casual get-together with dickhead friends, cocktails are a must. Make sure your party guests will always get a stiff one with these Penis Shot Glasses! Appropriate for white-tie...$24.99 -
FUCK OFF Fan
Wood Rocket
$21.00"I’m going to fuck off now. I think you should, too." You can take the high road, but we prefer to bring the drama with this FUCK OFF Fan. Perfect for Divorce proceedings, HR meetings, and the DMV, this deliciously petty accessory will flip em' off...$21.00 -
"Cocaine And Hookers" Soy Wax Candle
Sleazy Greetings
$23.99Smells Like Poor Life Decisions. Want to celebrate two of the best things in life? Our "Cocaine And Hookers" Soy Wax Candle emits a fragrance that is irresistible to divorced dads. And, unlike the real thing, it's cheap, legal, and won't leave you...$23.99 -
B-Vibe Beginner's Strap-On Harness Set
B-Vibe Toys
$49.99Bending over just got easier. Want to learn how to work an external hard-drive? Hands down, this B-Vibe Beginner's Strap-On Harness Set is one of the best pegging kits on the market at its price-point! Starting off the set is an adjustable neoprene...$49.99 -
We-Vibe's 15 Year Anniversary Kit
We-Vibe
$199.00Couple’s Therapy, But Make It Fun. Why settle for just foreplay when you can have floorplay? Great sex isn’t a solo mission—it’s a team sport, and We-Vibe’s 15 Year Anniversary Kit is the ultimate cheat code for unlocking...$199.00 -
NaughtyWrap Grey Sweatpants Wrapping Paper
KushKards
$15.00IT'S GIVING DICK PRINT. Life can't be all grey sweatpants...OR CAN IT? Perfect for celebrating some of the best things in life, this quality NaughtyWrap Grey Sweatpants Wrapping Paper has your naughty gifts covered - but just barely! Featuring...$15.00 -
GoodHead Birthday Blowjob Set
Doc Johnson
$24.00It’s Not Going to Suck Itself!The birthday gift he’ll actually remember. Forget the candles, cake, or cheer—this one’s for his lower sphere.A birthday treat he won’t forget:the GoodHead Birthday Blowjob Set! Inside the box:...$24.00