Sexy Gifts
They say the perfect gift isn’t something you can wrap. While it may be true that experiences are better than material things, we think you can have both at the same time with our sexy gifts for men and women. Here, we've rounded up fun seasonal sex toys and lingerie for holidays like Christmas and Valentine's Day that you'll continue to enjoy all year long. Our fast and discreet shipping will guarantee your naughty gifts will arrive on time so you can get the party started!
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Good Eggplant Mini Card & Charm
Warm Human
$4.99SENDING BIG EGGPLANT ENERGY! Is your Pal missing out on her favorite "recreational vegetable?" Gift your bestie something zesty in the form of this Good Eggplant Mini Card & Charm. Packed with Vitamins B, D, and E, this good luck charm is...$4.99 -
Clone-A-Willy Penis + Balls DIY Dildo Kit
Empire Labs
$99.00Diamonds Are Fine But A Dildo Is Forever. How long can the average penis stay erect? Most statistics say 10 minutes, but we say FOREVER with this Clone-A-Willy Penis + Balls DIY Dildo Kit. Dick pics are so 5 minutes ago - Clone-A-Willy allows you to make...$99.00 -
Swiss Navy's Holiday Fun Pack
SWISS NAVY
$20.00Slide Into The Holiday Season It’s that time of year again—holiday shopping is in full swing, and we know how overwhelming it can be to choose the perfect gift. But here's a slick idea your partner might not expect: Swiss Navy's Holiday...$20.00 -
Smoke Show Mini Joint Vibe
California Exotics
$46.00Kush For Your Bush! Looking for a fun new hybrid strain? This Smoke Show Mini Joint Vibe will toke your breath away with 10 functions of intense vibration, pulsation, and escalation! And, while Smoke Show may come off as a bit, well - BLUNT! – you...$46.00 -
Champagne RO-80 Single Speed Bullet
Rocks-Off Toys
$14.00Move Over, Dom Perignon. When privacy is a dealbreaker, our Champagne RO-80 Single Speed Bullet will pop your top in the classiest of ways! Surprisingly powerful and packing over two and a half hours of juice on a single charge, Champagne comes with a...$14.00 -
The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever!
Wood Rocket
$12.99It's Called Self-Care. If your therapist says you need a new hobby, we've got just the activity for you: The Dirtiest Coloring Book Ever! Featuring a variety sex acts like bondage, gang bangs and “The Human Sexipede," this one is guaranteed to...$12.99 -
Outrageous Office Pens
Hott Products
$12.00If you can’t say something nice, say it with a pen! If you're lucky enough to have a job, there SO many things you’re dying to say to your Boss and fellow workers. Spare your self a trip to HR and let these Outrageous Office Pens say them for...$12.00 -
Be Cuddled + Have My Brains Fucked Out Mini Card & Charm
Warm Human
$4.99SENDING GOOD SEX MOJO! Got a Bestie who's down in the relationship dumps? Help them manifest two of the very best things in life with this To Be Cuddled + Have My Brains Fucked Out Mini Card & Charm. It's the perfect gift for anyone who needs some...$4.99 -
CONDOMS GO HERE Glass Trinket Tray
Warm Human
$12.99Because EVERYTHING Has It's Place. They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but in our current political landscape, CONDOMS rank highly among our favorite besties! Warm Human's CONDOMS GO HERE Glass Trinket Tray will keep your favorite rubbers...$12.99 -
Snarky Gift Bag 3-Packs
Wood Rocket
$14.99Are Your Gifts Getting A Bad Wrap? Ahhh, there's just something about ribbons and wrapping paper that just puts us in the Holiday spiri..Wait. Who are we kidding? Wrapping presents is a waste of time, tape, and paper, unlike these Snarky Gift Bag 3-Packs...$14.99 -
Holiday Red Velvet Bustier & G-String
OhLaLaCherie Lingerie
$42.00Get Ready For A Not-So-Silent Night. Is your name jingle bells? Cause' you look ready to go all the way in Oh La La's Holiday Red Velvet Bustier & G-String. This strapless bustier features internal boning, white marabou trim, and a cute matching...$42.00 -
"Fuck Off" Lapel Pin
Wood Rocket
$10.00READ MY NAME TAG. Having a "Fuck Off" kinda' of day? You've got zero chill and so does this "Fuck Off" Lapel Pin from Wood Rocket. Perfect for your very first and very last day of work, this angry enamel statement pin is a direct way to let people know...$10.00