Sexy Gifts
Sexy Gifts
Satisfy Their Wishlist… and Yours.
They say the perfect gift can’t be wrapped. Pfft. We beg to differ. With Tabutoys sexy gifts, you can have your present and play with it too. Think lingerie that screams look at me, sex toys that beg to be played with, and seasonal surprises that turn holidays into full-blown orgasmic celebrations. Fast, discreet shipping means your naughty surprises will arrive on time and under the radar—because nothing kills the mood faster than awkward neighborly glances.
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Lux Fetish Vinyl King Sized Bed Sheet
Lux Fetish
$25.00Because Only Martinis Should Be Dry. For when “we’ll just see where the night goes” is a blatant lie. Let’s be honest: nobody buys this Lux Fetish Vinyl Bed Sheet because they’re planning a quiet, wholesome evening...$25.00 -
CUM FACE
Play Wiv Me
$49.99(CUM) LOADS OF FUN! Are you quick with the dick… or do you choke on the stroke? Find out with CUM FACE, the wet, wild, and unapologetically messy party game! This is hand-to-gland combat at its finest: pump hard, pump fast, pump first—not...$49.99 -
Glitterati Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner
Candyprints
$10.00From Here to DICKternity! Ready to upgrade your bridal bash from basic to balls-out? Say hello to the Glitterati Same Penis Forever Balloon Banner — the rose-gold crown jewel of bachelorette décor. At 16 inches tall and stretching across...$10.00 -
Glitterati Penis Party Confetti
Candyprints
$4.99Peak Dickoration! You know what every bachelorette party needs? MORE D! Lucky for you, our Glitterati Penis Party Confetti is locked, loaded, and overflowing with pure TDE (Tiny Dick Energy™). These shiny little schlongs are the ultimate...$4.99 -
Glitterati Same Penis Forever Bottle Opener
Candyprints
$6.00NO CAP! When the bottles pop, make sure you’re packing the only bar tool with actual balls — the Glitterati Same Penis Forever Bottle Opener. Sleek, shiny, and scandalous enough to get a laugh before the first sip, this bad boy slips into...$6.00 -
Glitterati Penis 3ft Rose Gold Mylar Balloon
Candyprints
$10.00Love Is In The Air! What’s the real secret to a poppin’ bachelorette party? Sure, teamwork and planning help… but let’s be honest — it’s all about a giant, shiny schlong. Enter the Glitterati Penis 3ft Rose Gold Mylar...$10.00 -
Glitterati Penis Party Napkins
Candyprints
$6.00Elevate The Occasion. Set the table, serve the drinks, and don’t forget the dicks. Our Glitterati Penis Party Napkins are splashed with a rainbow of members, adding just the right touch of class (and crass) to your bachelorette bash. They’re...$6.00 -
Glitterati Metallic Penis Plates
Candyprints
$7.00The Main Dish! Stop overthinking the menu — your guests came hungry for one thing: D. Our Glitterati Metallic Penis Plates are here to serve it up, literally. At 7 inches long, these shiny studs are perfectly sized for all your whores...$7.00 -
Happy Fucking Birthday Drink & Dare Lotto
Candyprints
$11.99HAPPY BARFDAY! Scratch. Dare. Drink. Regret later. Tired of the same old yawn-fest party games? SCRATCH THAT. The Happy Fucking Birthday Drink & Dare Lotto Game is the one game where everyone wins (and everyone gets wasted). Inside...$11.99 -
Penis Pasta
Spencer & Fleetwood
$8.00Eat a Bowl of Dicks. Dinner plans just got aggressively immature. Hungry for some peen cuisine? Whether you’re throwing an adults-only dinner party or making questionable choices at 2 a.m., this Penis Pasta delivers the perfect balance of tasty...$8.00 -
Intimate Earth Mojo Penis Stimulating Gel
Intimate Organics
$23.00It Won’t Make You Bigger…But It Will Make You Better. Enter Intimate Earth Mojo Penis Stimulating Gel—your secret weapon for harder, fuller, more responsive erections. No fairy-tale promises of 3 extra inches here; this gel...$23.00 -
Cocksox See-Through Mesh Enhancing Pouch Thong
Cocksox
$25.00Stay Cool. Introducing the Cocksox See-Through Mesh Enhancing Pouch Thong. Who needs the Song of the Summer when you can have the THONG of the Summer? You'll put this underwear on heavy rotation, with its mouth-watering colors and a breathable design...$25.00
The “This Is Definitely a Sex Gift” Section
Let’s be clear about what’s happening here. If you’re shopping this section, you’re not looking for a safe, neutral, “could also be a candle” situation. You’re buying a gift that acknowledges sex exists — and that the person you’re buying for is someone you actually want to have it with. Bold, but fair.
Most people shopping for sexy gifts aren’t browsing aimlessly — they’re buying for someone specific. A girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, lover, or couple dynamic that already has context. The right gift depends on who it’s for and what you’re trying to say with it, whether that’s romantic, playful, filthy, funny, or a carefully chosen mix of all four.
Sexy Holiday Gifting
Holidays put pressure on gifts in a way random Tuesdays do not. Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Christmas, birthdays — these aren’t novelty moments, they’re expectation moments. Sexy gifts during holidays tend to walk a line: intimate without being awkward, indulgent without being over-the-top, and confident enough to feel intentional. This is where thoughtful sex gifts shine — the kind that feel personal, not panic-bought, and actually get used long after the wrapping paper is gone.
Gag Gifting (Because Sometimes the Joke Is the Point)
Not every sex gift needs to be sincere. Sometimes the goal is laughter, shock, or watching someone open something they absolutely did not expect in front of other grown folks. Adult gag gifts exist for those moments — bachelorette parties, group gifting, chaotic friend energy, or just knowing your audience extremely well. They’re not subtle, they’re not romantic, and they’re not pretending to be anything else. Used correctly, they’re perfect.
Bachelorette Gifting
Bachelorette gifts live by their own rules. They’re louder, bolder, and significantly less concerned with long-term implications. These are gifts meant for group settings, inside jokes, and borderline-obnoxious memories that will never be posted publicly. Whether the vibe is playful, outrageous, or fully unhinged, bachelorette gifting is about leaning into the moment — not overthinking it and definitely not being shy.
One Last Thing
Sexy gifts aren’t subtle. They’re intentional. If that makes you a little uncomfortable, you might be in the wrong aisle — and that’s okay. There are plenty of candles elsewhere.
100% Discretion Guaranteed (Because Your Naughty Gift Is Nobody’s Business But Yours)
At Tabutoys.com, privacy isn’t an afterthought — it’s policy. We always provide confidential ordering and reliable, discreet shipping. The name Tabutoys will never appear on your shipping label or your bank statement. The only people who get to know what you’re into are the ones you choose to share it with.