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Sex, science, kink, culture, and everything in between.
7 Best Ride-On Sex Toys
THE FLOOR IS YOURS.
Ride-on sex toys are pretty much what they sound like: toys made to grind, rock, or ride against while your hips provide some—or all—of the action. Your body weight adds pressure, your movement controls the pace, and your hands are free to pursue other interests.
And we have come a long way from putting a vibrator on a pillow and hoping it stays there.
There are compact grinding pads, clitoral stimulators, insertable riders, thigh-mounted toys and full-size
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Sep 15th 2026
IF ORAL IS YOUR THING, WE'VE GOT THE NEXT BEST THING.
IF ORAL IS YOUR THING, WE'VE GOT THE NEXT BEST THING.
Oral people are different.
You know who you are.
If you're a guy, you're probably intimately familiar with the blowjob corner of the internet. Deep throat. Creampies. Amateur blowjobs. You know exactly what you like, and you've probably spent years wondering why nobody has invented a machine that can do that on demand. For a lot of men, blowjobs aren't a side quest. They're the main storyline.
If you're an oral-loving woman, a really good
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Jun 25th 2026
How to Use Lovense Toys for Long-Distance Play
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How to Use Lovense Toys for Long-Distance Play
For a long time, long-distance intimacy meant late-night phone calls, questionable video connections, and a lot of imagination.
Technology has improved things dramatically.
App-controlled toys have made it possible for partners to interact with each other physically, even when they’re in different cities—or different conti
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Mar 15th 2026
Top 5 Squirting Sex Toys (Because Timing Matters)
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Welcome To The Special Effects Department.
Most sex toys are about sensation. But these toys? They identify as gender fluid.
Because… well… they’re literally full of fluid.
We’re talking about squirting toys — dildos and strap-ons that release liquid at the perfect moment. A little realism, a little novelty, and a lot of “don’t get it i
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Mar 10th 2026
STRAP-ONS DEMYSTIFIED
STRAP-ONS DEMYSTIFIED
Your guide to all things strap-on - straight, queer, trans, newbie, and pro.
SHOP STRAP-ONS
Strap-On School Is in Session — Take a Seat, Babe.
Whether you're queer, straight, trans, curious, seasoned, shy, bold, or “strap-on curious but terrified,” welcome. This is the internet’s least judgmental, most useful, actually-written-by-someone-who’s-used-a-harness guide to strap-ons, pegging, harnesses, dildos, technique, communi
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Nov 23rd 2025
The Best Lesbian Sex Toys for Real Queer Pleasure
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Because Lesbian Sex Has Range — And Your Toys Should Too
Lesbian sex isn’t one thing. It’s soft, messy, athletic, tender, filthy, feral, emotional, chaotic, tantric, giggly, primal, or “wait—how did my leg get up there?” And because lesbian pleasure exists miles beyond the dusty, male-gaze fantasy of “two women making soft eye contact
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Nov 13th 2025