Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Weird Sex Toys: Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare fuel, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive into our crazy sex toys and embrace the absurd!
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King Kraken Hollow Strap-On With Harness
XR Brands
$100.00RELEASE THE KRAKEN It’s not a delusion if you’re both into it. When it comes to exploring fantasies, most people keep it cute. A little roleplay, maybe a costume, maybe a safe word that never...$100.00 -
Master Series Pussy Chastity Cage Harness
Master Series
$69.00FOR THOSE ABOUT TO LOCK.We salute you, Girlfriend. Honey, some equipment is just too eager - AKA your bulge. It has opinions. It shows up uninvited. It ruins the outfit. Enter the Master Series Pussy...$69.00 -
Vibrating Tentacle Grinder
Evolved Novelties
$119.00UNDER THE SEA… BUT MAKE IT WEIRD. Let's go down where it’s wetter. Down where it’s… better. Let’s just get this out of the way: yes, it’s a tentacle. A vibrating tentacle grinder, in fact. But we’re...$119.00 -
Temptasia Rattle Snake Vibe
Blush Toys
$117.00STRIKE FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER Finally, a sex toy with witchcore energy. The Temptasia Rattle Snake Vibe looks like a vibrator that slithered out of an album cover and into a sex dungeon. A...$117.00 -
Big Bad Hell-Wolf Thrusting Dildo
XR Brands
$100.00“IT’S A RESCUE.” Apparently, this followed you home. Most people are scared of big, scary things that go bump in the night. (How Quaint.) For those feral few who it EXCITES, we bring Creature Cock's...$100.00 -
EYEGORE Thrusting & Vibrating Silicone Dildo
XR Brands
$115.00HE REALLY SEES YOU. Deep inside. Like… spiritually. And physically. Probably. You’ve been looking for a partner who truly understands you. Someone who sees you for who you are—your hopes, your fears,...$115.00 -
Dragon Tamer Silicone Stroker
XR Brands
$49.00A CERTIFIED FANG-BANGER Is this really what you think it is? No. It’s even worse. You’ve probably heard the old phrase, “Don’t poke the dragon.” We cordially invite you to do exactly that—and then...$49.00 -
Creature Cocks Stallion Penis Extension
XR Brands
$42.00 - $49.00WATCH ME NEIGH-NEIGH Go ahead. Make it weird, Seabiscuit. If Jack were stuck on a horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Find out with the Creature Cocks Stallion Penis Extension — the toy that...$42.00 - $49.00 -
Hungry Like The Wolf Furry Stroker
XR Brands
$97.00SLEEVE WITH THE FUR (WITH THE FUR) Shawty had them fluffy tail genes (genes)And A Sleeve with the fur (with the fur)$97.00 -
Creature Cocks Tentacle Harness & Dildo
XR Brands
$150.00RUIN ANIME FOR SOMEONE IN REAL TIME. The tentacles have changed sides. We all know the anime cliché—big-eyed waifs gasping for air while some overzealous octopus forgets the meaning of “consent.”...$150.00 -
The CRAWLER
XR Brands
$32.00 - $42.00IT’S NOT A TOY. IT’S A BIOLOGICAL HAZARD. Please remain calm while we wait for the biopsy results. Ever look at a sex toy and think, “This seems… medically unsound”? Most importantly, did it excite...$32.00 - $42.00 -
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Spitting Serpent Enema Snake
XR Brands
$87.00THIS MF SPITTIN! Fun fact: a lot of people have the oddly specific nightmare of discovering a snake in their toilet. Even weirder? Some people get excited at the idea, as evidenced by this Spitting...$87.00
WE GET YOUR KINK.
When it comes to Weird Sex, we don't judge. That is, as long as you’re being safe, respectful, and practicing it with a consenting partner. Whether you're into Extreme Penetration, Animal Dildos, Cock & Ball Torture, Pup Play, or Interspecies Breeding, we've got a freaky toy that suits your fetish.
And if your cravings fall even further off the beaten path, our collection of weird sex toys is here to scratch that itch you didn’t even know you had. From the bizarre to the straight-up bonkers, these freaky toys aren’t just conversation starters—they’re the main event. Because why settle for ordinary orgasms when you can have gloriously weird ones?
Discover a variety of weird dildos for sale at Tabutoys. We always ship discreetly for your peace of mind. And don’t worry, our customer service team is as friendly as they are unshockable, ready to help you find exactly what your body’s craving