Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Weird Sex Toys: Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare fuel, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive into our crazy sex toys and embrace the absurd!
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Creature Cocks Giant Swamp Monster 3 Foot Dildo
XR Brands
$499.00Nightmare Thrills, Right This Way! Is your hungry hole prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice? Offer it as tribute to the Creature Cocks Giant Swamp Monster 3 Foot Dildo – the biggest beast in the sex toy game! Offering over 84 pounds of pure...$499.00 -
Stuck On You Vibrating Tentacle
Selopa
$49.99SQUID PRO QUO, CLARICE. Looking for an 8-limbed lover? We can’t ship you an entire octopus (customs would not approve), but we can serve up the best bit: the Stuck On You Vibrating Tentacle. Of course, we all know that age-old story of "girl meets...$49.99 -
Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo
XR Brands
$69.99 - $83.99Check Yo’ Self Before You REX Yo’ Self! Prehistoric urges. Questionable decisions. Iconic results. Plenty of oddities roam the wild world of sex toys, but the Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo is in a category all its own. Roughly a...$69.99 - $83.99 -
Creature Cocks Dragon Hatch Silicone Egg
XR Brands
$99.00Straight Outta Smaug Like to play with dragons — minus the 3rd-degree burns? Here’s your chance to fulfill that interspecies fever dream: the Creature Cocks Dragon Hatch Silicone Egg. Designed strictly for the brave (and the stretchy), this...$99.00 -
Creature Cocks Centaur Squirting Dildo
XR Brands
$99.00TWO WORDS: HORSE CUM.You already know why you’re here. Neigh-sayers, step aside—because the Creature Cocks Centaur Squirting Dildo is hung, primed, and ready to plow your pasture. This beast brings the full equine fantasy: massive length,...$99.00 -
Creature Cocks Venom Dildo
XR Brands
$99.00100% Nightmare Fuel Searching for your sexy symbiote? Meet the Creature Cocks Venom Dildo — the only toy that might just bite back. With its inky black-and-white finish and radioactive charisma, this beast brings serious comic-con energy to your...$99.00 -
Creature Cocks Titan Tentacle 22" Octocock
XR Brands
$87.00The Terror from the Deep! Got a craving for calamari? Summon forth the Creature Cocks Titan Tentacle 22" Octocock — a Lovecraftian love stick straight from the briny abyss. Why wrestle a real squid when you can skip straight to the good part:...$87.00 -
Creature Cocks Unicorn Magic Silicone Dildo
XR Brands
$39.99ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE Do you identify as mythical? Meet the Creature Cocks Unicorn Magic Silicone Dildo—living proof that the horn isn’t the only enchanted appendage in a unicorn’s arsenal. At just under 7 inches with a slim,...$39.99 -
Cocktopus Monster Dong
XR Brands
$89.00LET'S GET KRAKEN. Are you a real “sucker” for marine life? You asked - we delivered: Introducing Creature Cocks' Cocktopus Monster Dong. This creepy abomination has slithered up from the abyss to make your wettest Lovecraftian nightmares come...$89.00 -
Pretty Love Banana Vibe
Pretty Love
$39.99THIS SH*T IS BANANAS. Proof that fruit can, in fact, be fun. Looking for a gift with serious sex a-peel? The Pretty Love Banana Vibe is the perfect example of a “whole” food. Vegan-friendly, fruit-forward, and ideal for anyone who...$39.99 -
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Naughty Bits Anal Gnome Plug
California Exotics
$26.00Go Big Or Go Gnome. Searching for your buried treasure? You gotta pay the troll toll with this Naughty Bits Anal Gnome Plug! Of course, Gnomes are better known as kitschy garden statues, but you won't find this one at Home Depot. This not-so-little puck...$26.00 -
Creature Cocks Hell-Hound Squirting Canine Penis Dildo
XR Brands
$65.00It’s Breeding Season! Get ready for a howling finish. Like it animal-style? Our Creature Cocks Hell-Hound Squirting Canine Penis Dildo is ready to rut! With its unmistakable canine shape, this silicone dong allows you to explore your K9 kink in a...$65.00
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When it comes to Weird Sex, we don't judge. That is, as long as you’re being safe, respectful, and practicing it with a consenting partner. Whether you're into Extreme Penetration, Animal Dildos, Cock & Ball Torture, Pup Play, or Interspecies Breeding, we've got a freaky toy that suits your fetish.
And if your cravings fall even further off the beaten path, our collection of weird sex toys is here to scratch that itch you didn’t even know you had. From the bizarre to the straight-up bonkers, these freaky toys aren’t just conversation starters—they’re the main event. Because why settle for ordinary orgasms when you can have gloriously weird ones?
Discover a variety of weird dildos for sale at Tabutoys. We always ship discreetly for your peace of mind. And don’t worry, our customer service team is as friendly as they are unshockable, ready to help you find exactly what your body’s craving