Weirdest Sex Toys
Looking for something that can match your freak? We've got your strange. Take a peek at the world's weirdest sex toys, right here at Tabutoys! These shocking (and occasionally disturbing) products are either the stuff of fantasy or your worst nightmares. As they say, one man's trash is another man's tentacle dildo.
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King Cobra 18 Inch Silicone Dildo
XR Brands
Now: $89.00Was: $127.00"Trust in me, just in me, shut your eyes and trust in me..." - Kaa Got what it takes to take ALL of this snake? You might have to unhinge your jaw for this King Cobra 18 Inch Silicone Dildo. In the grand pantheon of fetishes, ophidiophilia ranks as...Now: $89.00Was: $127.00 -
Cyclone Alien Silicone Stroker
XR Brands
$79.00Aliens Do It Better. Do human women seem a little too down-to-earth? Captain Kirk's mission was to explore strange new worlds and seek out new life and new civilizations, but we all knew what he was really looking for: That sweet space pussy! Well, we've...$79.00 -
Alien Nation BORG Penis Sheath
Icon Brands
$78.00RESISTANCE IS FUTILE Surrender your ships and loosen your hips: The Alien Nation BORG Penis Sheath is here to assimilate your cock. Earthling, why do you continue to struggle? Once modification begins, your new "vessel" will achieve perfection with its...$78.00 -
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Pussification Locking Chastity Cage
Master Series
$76.00Oh, What A Pretty Pussy! Ready to embark on a life of sweet sissy servitude? There's just one little problem: Your pathetic shaft is not all that. In fact, we think it could use behavioral training in the form of this Pussification Locking Chastity Cage...$76.00 -
Master Series Ass Face Mouth Gag
Master Series
$69.00TAINT LIFE GRAND? Does your sub's mouth have a habit of writing checks that their ass can't cash? Have we got the training tool for you. This Master Series Ass Face Mouth Gag takes the gentle art of face fucking to brutal new levels! Sure, mouth gags are...$69.00 -
Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator
Zero Tolerance
$50.00We Can't Unsee It And Neither Can You. Searching for your sole-mate? With feet now becoming the most searched-for fetish on Pornhub, this Zero Tolerance Pussy Footin' Masturbator is a toy that's been long overdue. Made for licking, rubbing, sucking - and...$50.00 -
Moby 2 Foot Tall Super Dildo
XR Brands
$599.00MEAT IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS! Looking for a larger than life experience? You could try scaling a mountain, but this Moby 2 Foot Tall Super Dildo is even more rewarding! Riding that fine line between bravery and insanity, Moby’s realistic shaft...$599.00 -
Creature Cocks Giant Swamp Monster 3 Foot Dildo
XR Brands
$2,000.00Nightmare Thrills, Right This Way! Is your hungry hole prepared to make the ultimate sacrifice? Offer it as tribute to the Creature Cocks Giant Swamp Monster 3 Foot Dildo – the biggest beast in the sex toy game! Offering over 84 pounds of pure...$2,000.00 -
Stuck On You Vibrating Tentacle
Selopa
$49.99SQUID PRO QUO, CLARICE. Looking for an 8-limbed lover? While we can't bring you an entire Octopus, we can offer you the best part: The Stuck On You Vibrating Tentacle. Of course we all know that age old story of "girl meets octopus", but Stuck On You is...$49.99 -
Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo
XR Brands
$69.00Check yo' self before you REX yo' self! Plenty of oddities exist in the wild world of sex toys, but our Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo is one that truly defies explanation. About a billion years in the making, this dino-daddy sports a thick cock supported...$69.00 -
Creature Cocks Dragon Hatch Silicone Egg
XR Brands
$99.00FEEL THE MAGIC Like to play with Dragons (without the 3rd degree burns?) Here's something that will satisfy your inter-species breeding kink: The Creature Cocks Dragon Hatch Silicone Egg! Designed for advanced players only, this massive silicone toy has...$99.00 -
Creature Cocks Centaur Squirting Dildo
XR Brands
$89.00TWO WORDS: HORSE CUM Hay There! Feel the need to breed with a real stallion? Saddle up our Creature Cocks Centaur Squirting Dildo for a seriously explosive ride. This horse penis features the equine length and width you crave, plus the kind of...$89.00