Weirdest Sex Toys
Weirdest Sex Toys
Weird Sex Toys: Because Normal Is Overrated
Looking for a sex toy that can match your freak? Welcome to Tabutoys’ Cabinet of Curious Oddities, where the weirdest, kinkiest, WTF toys come out to play. Tentacles? Check. Weirdly shaped vibrators? Check. Things you might need a moment to even process? Double check. Fantasy, nightmare fuel, and everything in between? Absolutely. After all, one person’s trash is another person’s tentacle dildo, and honestly, we wouldn’t have it any other way. Dive into our crazy sex toys and embrace the absurd!
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Jurassic Cock Dinosaur Dildo
XR Brands
$69.99Check Yo’ Self Before You REX Yo’ Self! Prehistoric urges. Questionable decisions. Iconic results. Plenty of oddities roam the wild world of sex toys, but the Jurassic$69.99 -
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Creature Cocks Dragon Hatch Silicone Egg
XR Brands
$99.00Straight Outta Smaug Like to play with dragons — minus the 3rd-degree burns? Here’s your chance to fulfill that interspecies fever dream: the Creature Cocks Dragon Hatch Silicone Egg. Designed...$99.00 -
Creature Cocks Centaur Squirting Dildo
XR Brands
$99.00TWO WORDS: HORSE CUM.You already know why you’re here. Neigh-sayers, step aside—because the Creature Cocks Centaur Squirting Dildo is hung, primed, and ready to plow your pasture. This beast brings...$99.00 -
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Creature Cocks Venom Dildo
XR Brands
$99.00100% Nightmare Fuel Searching for your sexy symbiote? Meet the Creature Cocks Venom Dildo — the only toy that might just bite back. With its inky black-and-white finish and radioactive$99.00 -
Cocktopus Monster Dong
XR Brands
$89.00LET'S GET KRAKEN. Are you a real “sucker” for marine life? You asked - we delivered: Introducing Creature Cocks' Cocktopus Monster Dong. This creepy abomination has slithered up from the abyss to...$89.00 -
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Pretty Love Banana Vibe
Pretty Love
$76.00THIS SH*T IS BANANAS. Proof that fruit can, in fact, be fun. Looking for a gift with serious sex a-peel? The Pretty Love Banana Vibe is the perfect example of a “whole&$76.00 -
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Naughty Bits Anal Gnome Plug
California Exotics
$26.00Go Big Or Go Gnome. Searching for your buried treasure? You gotta pay the troll toll with this Naughty Bits Anal Gnome Plug! Of course, Gnomes are better known as kitschy garden statues, but you...$26.00 -
Creature Cocks Hell-Hound Squirting Canine Penis Dildo
XR Brands
$65.00It’s Breeding Season! Get ready for a howling finish. Like it animal-style? Our Creature Cocks Hell-Hound Squirting Canine Penis Dildo is ready to rut! With its unmistakable canine shape, this...$65.00 -
Creature Cocks Unicorn Mystique Dildo
XR Brands
$84.99One Horn To Rule Them All. Searching for your magic place? All you need to do is believe in yourself, and this awe-inspiring Creature Cocks Unicorn Mystique Dildo! As if by magic, this colorfully...$84.99 -
Shots Puppy Play Plug
Shots Toys
$23.00GET SOME TAIL.Because good pups deserve something to wag about. Is your good boy (or girl) begging for something a little ruff? The Shots Puppy Play Plug delivers exactly what they’re asking for — a...$23.00 -
Shots Puppy Paw Cut-Out Gloves
Shots Toys
$35.00PAWS UP. Look the part. Act accordingly. The Shots Puppy Paw Cut-Out Gloves are exactly what they look like: canine mittens for people who are fully committing to the bit. Put them on, drop to all...$35.00 -
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Kali's Teeth FEMDOM CBT Device
Oxy Shop
$86.00Have A Bite. Ready to find your sub's true tolerance level? It's time to apply some extreme duress in the form of Kali's Teeth FEMDOM CBT Device. With its heavy polished steel ring and rows of...$86.00
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When it comes to Weird Sex, we don't judge. That is, as long as you’re being safe, respectful, and practicing it with a consenting partner. Whether you're into Extreme Penetration, Animal Dildos, Cock & Ball Torture, Pup Play, or Interspecies Breeding, we've got a freaky toy that suits your fetish.
And if your cravings fall even further off the beaten path, our collection of weird sex toys is here to scratch that itch you didn’t even know you had. From the bizarre to the straight-up bonkers, these freaky toys aren’t just conversation starters—they’re the main event. Because why settle for ordinary orgasms when you can have gloriously weird ones?
Discover a variety of weird dildos for sale at Tabutoys. We always ship discreetly for your peace of mind. And don’t worry, our customer service team is as friendly as they are unshockable, ready to help you find exactly what your body’s craving